Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped: 400 All-New Facts About the Man Who Knows Neither Fear Nor Mercy

The Legend of Chuck Norris Lives On

After the deadly duo of The Truth About Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T roundhouse-kicked bestseller lists, Ian Spector returns to complete the thrillogy that has become just as unstoppable, herculean, and legendary as Chuck Norris himself. Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped reveals 400 all-new facts about the roughest, toughest, and buffest man to ever stalk the face of the Earth.

This third testament about the master of macho manliness uncovers such unknown facts as:
* Jesus follows Chuck Norris on Twitter.
* The reason we haven't found Osama Bin Laden is because Chuck Norris found him first.
* When Chuck Norris tells time, time obeys.
* A solar eclipse is the sun's attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
* Someone once put Chuck Norris on hold. That's where the term choke-hold comes from.
* A man once broke every bone in his body to avoid Chuck Norris doing it for him.

Brimming with brawn and full of fortitude, Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped contains everything you ever wanted to know about Chuck Norris but were too terrified to ask.

Customer Reviews:

Chuck Norris Threatened to Kill Me if I Only Gave This 4 Stars

By Larry Underwood "Author - St Louis Cardinals ... - July 25, 2010

If you appreciate wild, satirical humor, you'll love this 163 page tribute Ian Spector provides for macho-man Chuck Norris. If you don't mind appearing like a raving lunatic, go ahead and read this in a public place. I only paused for a few moments about halfway through the book, before resuming my uncontrollable laughter.

Needless to say, if you're looking for some silly Chuck Norris-related "facts", you've come to the right place!

Hilarious

By N "Beau" - August 24, 2011

I've heard some Chuck Norris jokes in the past and liked them so I thought I would give this book a try (so cheap anyways). I was pleased and would now like to check out the author's first two CN books.

I'd say about 1/5 of the 400 are somewhat derivative of older jokes and simply applied to CN or are just not that great. However the others are good and some are seriously hilarious (the Helen Keller one has to be near the top of my list).

Great to look through when you have a few minutes for nonsense.

FYI, a lot of sexually explicit material and language (heck, it is humor after all).

good stuff

By J. Hall - November 16, 2011

Better deal than any store I could find. This book is full of saying about Chuck Norris, most of them are pretty lame, but there are some gems in there that make it all worth it.