The Hard-Style Adventures of Rake Smith: A Masterpiece and a Trilogy (Minus One): Books One & Two

The Hard-Style Adventures of Rake Smith: A Masterpiece and a Trilogy (minus one) is an autobiographic chronicle of the dastardly deeds of the slickest, smoothest outlaw in the U.S. (and definitely Canada), past or present. Rake Smith is smarter than anybody you know, wittier than everyone else, and way badder than all the bad dudes you ever heard of. So, read fast, hang on, and take notes. Then, if you're half-smart, you'll study those notes and use 'em to try to be as cool as Rake Smith.

"Rake Smith is an outlaw and a good one. It's kinda hard not to admit that..."
Mayor Henry F. Pennhaven, Newkirk, OK

"The Hard-Style Adventures of Rake Smith is the best two-book trilogy I have ever read..."
Inmate #J74349 - Potosi Correctional Center, Mineral Point, MO

"Rake Smith is the only reason the three of us escaped - we only had three weeks left..."
Angie, Paula, and, Christie - Mabel Bassett Correctional Facility, OKC, OK

"I have envied very few men in my time, but Rake Smith, well, what can I say..."
Steven C. McIntyre, former Navy Seal, male model, corporate litigator

"He's all man and tips like a sultan..."
Cheyenne, exotic dancer, Las Vegas

"Rake Smith is a mix between Dillinger, Evel Knievel, and Prince..."
The Albuquerque Telegram

Rake Smith was born somewhere outside Ingalls, Oklahoma in the 1960s or 70s. He can do most anything (and often does), but, at the moment, he happens to be independently wealthy and on the lam from several local, state, and federal police agencies. Despite having only an eighth grade education, he is more intelligent than all the genius-filled think tanks combined and happy to prove it, whenever, wherever. Though this is his first book, he plans to write many more, all of which will be about his ownself. He currently lives wherever he pleases. Rake Smith looks good 100% of the time.