Argonath Express issue 3

Argonath Express
Saturday 27th June 2009
www.News.Argonathrpg.com
Issue 3 $2























Reckless Driving
Are the streets of





Argona th safe
In Argonath alone
t o put a two y
ear ban

anymore?
reckless driving has


o n peopl e who



increased

recklessly drive. The







dramatically. Over
majority of the people
Page 2
the last two years a





that live in Argonath


survey has revealed





state something needs


Traser‟s Car
that more and more





to be done, “We can‟t
Corner
people are

afford to put

our lives



becoming
o n the li ne an
ymore”.

u
n
comf
ortable


A re the
poli

ce doing


driving on the


enough work?
Page 4





roads, the
A lot of officers „don‟t


government has





care‟ or are clearly „not
Gvardi a Story
spent just over one





bothered‟, I watched as


b
i l l i o
n
dollars





a reckless driver was



revamping the
n ot stop ped aft er goin
g





streets of Argonath o ver 15
0k/ph
on the



Page 2
to help the cause.

streets.
Officer
s state

In the last two



„faster c ars are being

months 122
built everyday; lately
Abusi
ng Cops






patients have been there is nothing we can



placed into





do to stop these



emergency health





dangerous drivers‟. So



care due to
d oes thi
s mean faster



Page 5
accidents taken
p olice cr uises n eed to



place on the roads. b e put i
nto pl

ace, or i
s

San Fierro is
Law enforcement


t hat just an

excuse?

rising
agencies are








attempting
Article by [WS]Troy













Page 5

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Weed far
Are the streets of Argonath safe anymore?
m in Flint









Cou

ntry?
Late ly, I ha ve bee
n


When your carryi
ng




thin
king, th inking


your heav y shopp ing

Flin
t Count ry
could I raise my
bags.










connects L os Santos
children here, could I










and San Fi erro,
live a peaceful life
I caught a few shot's









m
any peop le drive
with my family,
of some of the
past it daily, but
S

afely pop down t
o

viol en

ce I receive d on



what hidden truths
the
shop's f or a lo
af of

m
y way to get a
2



does it hold? I put
bre
ad, be a ble to

litr
e milk.




on camouflage to
acci
dently l eave m y






get
a clo

ser look at


car unlocke d and
not

In
conclusi on I

thi
s farm a nd I
have to worry.
believe the citizens of









re
vealed, t hat they

Argonath should









are indeed growing
Well the answer to all
unite into one
something.








of them is No.
Political Party and





sor
t this m ess out!
I de
cided t
o head



do

wn to th
e 24/7
at

Gas Station 9, the

owners Rage Inc Oil





are nearly always on





guard but this doesn't



stop random citizens
thro wing p
unch's or
corr
upt SA
PD officers
sho
uting

"Hands Up"














Arti
cle by
Dr J. C

ohen

























Cofi_Gvardia
Cofi_Gvardia











Okay, so Life in San Fierro?
I would never go back to Los Santos











Jasper Phillips.
after a life in San Fierro and its glory.
Alrig
ht, tell

me about it.



Jasper P
hillips.


Wha
t is going
on right n ow?



But, why
is i

t wonderful

then?

Cof
i_Gvardia




Cofi_G
vardia



Right now it is not important much.
First off all it is more beautiful then Los Santos











..
Second the Town is more interesting then Los











The thing is San Fierro is the city to live in,
Santos
fr

om my view.




Jasper P
hillips.


Jaspe r Phillip
s.




Ye

s, that is true.


Ok, g
o on.





Cofi_G
vardia



Cofi_Gvardia
Third, it offers much more opportunity for all











You don't find it boring, cause it is not
kind of people than Los Santos does.











populated enough.
Fourth, only good citizens come to live in San
..






Fierro




If y

ou have g
ood Fr

iends in it, i
t is wonde rful

Jasper P
hillips.


Jaspe r Phillip
s.




But why
do only g ood citiz ens l

ive in San
Yes friends will count with that to.
Fierro?



Continued Next Page

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Cofi
_G

vardia


I t's the
unused pl aces, w
hit big,
and i m

ean BIG
The t raffic
here is

not like in Los

Potential .




Sant
os, getti
ng ramm ed ever
y

Jasper
Phillips.



inch.
Alright, so far about San Fierro











You can drive your car normally
Let's talk about Your Mob, Gvardia











without crashing it or getting it
What is Gvardia, what does it do, and what are your











destroyed.
future plans.











Jasper Phillips.
Cofi_Gvardia
But
what

about the cr imes

here

Gvardia
is a Fam ily, a fa
mily

business gr
oup
in

San Fierr
o?



We do al l kind
of busi

ness, in al
most all
sphere of
Cofi
_G

vardia



life





Crim es? W
hat crimes ?


Our plan is to hel p out ot her gr

oups, to m
ove to San
If y
ou move to San F ierro, y
ou

Fierro





can
be sure
no one w ill att

ack

Set up t
heir base here.


your or shoot you.



Jasper
Phillips.



Jasper Phillips.
Alright, I understand











Really?
Cofi_Gvardia











Cofi_Gvardia
so the thing is, San Fierro is for everyone











Yes, you will never be carjacked
Everything can find their place to setup a life in San











here..
Fierro
Beca use cri
minals he re in

San






Jasper Phillips.
Fierr o, do it t otally di fferent t hen

So, what
are y

our future
plans for Gvardi
a.
in

Los Sant
os



Cofi_G
vardia



They offer
Protection to

people,

For now we reac
hed our
plans


if the y acc

ept it, they can be
sure

Our Fam ily is t
he biggest in San
Fierro,
and as you
they won‟t
have any problem s.

see we
control it all.





Jasper Philli ps.



Jasper
Phillips.



Yes but, isn't the main problem
Yes I saw that.











in San Fierro the mobs?
Cofi_Gvardia











Cofi_Gvardia
And we are one off the most powerful groups in











Not Really.. Because they are
Argonath











helping the citizens of San
There are maybe one or two groups that can
Fierr o.




compete with us



They offer
Protection to

people,

But last t ime the
y tried, t
hey

ended up 11 feet under
if the y acc

ept it, they can be
sure
t he gr

ound




they won‟t
have any problem s.

We also have a
superb r
elationshi p with t
he


Jasper Philli ps.



Mont

ana family
from

Las Ventur as

so y
ou help
San Fierr o growi ng?

and the
Cems G
angs, fro m Los
Santos

Cofi
_G

vardia



They ar
e our H
uge Busi
ness part ners

Yes, well currently there is a big
Jasper Phillips.











problem in the big estate
Alright I'll thank you for the interview











All Construction works are held
Cofi_Gvardia











down
No problem, anytime son.







So people cannot build/buy their



houses and
businesse s here


So t
hat's the
main pr
oblem of it


And just l

ook at all t
he nice


pl

aces in

San Fierro



Q

ueens, El
Paladiso, Pier 69, etc



Article By [AV]Traser

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Traser’s Car Corner


ZR-350
Elegy
Based on the Nissan Skyline R32
Based on the Mazda RX7
it's a one of a kind Street/tuneable car.
it‟s a good car to race with.


Based on Nissan Skyline R32
Based on Mazda RX7
Weight 1500 kg
Weight 1400 kg
Top speed 200 km/u
Top speed 200 km/u
Acceleration 28 m/s2
Acceleration 28 m/s2
Motor type Gasoline
Motor type Gasoline
Propulsion RWD
Propulsion RWD
Gears 5
Gears 5


Information
Information
The Elegy is a fast car that is mainly
The ZR-350, original based on the Mazda RX7
used for Drifting, and drift events
it has the same abilities, from a good handling
as its handling is meant for a FWD it
to its superb shape, it's a good car that can be
works well on the elegy.
used on normal roads as on circuits etc.
With this handling you can set superb
You can use this car for normal activities.
drifts.

This car is not meant for normal

driving, going to stores etc.



Rate
Rate
+ Points
+ Points
• Drift Handlin
• Good handling.

g.
• Tuneable.
• Tuneable.
• Not to expensive.
• Good and fast car.
- Points
- Points
• Expensive tuning parts.
• Expensive tuning parts.

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Abusing Cops


San Fierro is Rising!



San Fierro is mostly a
Leppi also says that
YOU may have noticed the crime rate
business city, for
people think that the
has increased in San Andreas recently.
economically stable
F.B.I and S.A.P.D are
This is not because crime is increasing
people.
not fighting the crime
but there are more freecops abusing, a
The business
on San Fierro, but it's
source close to SAPD has said.
opportunities that are
untrue.

available in San Fierro
The F.B.I and S.A.P.D
Many of them are new and don‟t know
are mostly huge
are doing their best to
how to act as a cop. People see them
business deals as real
assure the security of
aiming pointlessly at random people and
estate, top class car
the United States of

they make living in San Andreas hell for
business and so on.
Argonath civilians.

some people.




Although there is plenty I was also talking with
I stopped people on the street to get their
of room for
some citizens, about
thoughts. Here is what some of them said
businessmen
their life in San Fierro,
– “All they do is penalise me for
"wannabes", as they can why are they living
nothing, they are a waste of space” and
see San Fierro as an
there, and what exactly
another calling them “stupid vigilantes
opportunity of getting in is so attractive in that
with badges and guns”. The public are
the huge business circle city for them.
showing serious revolt towards them.
in the United States of


Argonath.
In conclusion, San
The freecops are arresting people for
This is mostly the part

Fierro has plus and
absurd things the most infamous being
of the legally available
minus points.
„drinking‟. Is it time the freecop rank
opportunities in San

It's beautiful, it has
was removed or people must take a test
Fierro, that people
nature, and it has
before getting it? We‟d like to know
usually are attracted too. buildings and
what you think, get in touch with us.

skyscrapers.

As we know, San Fierro It has allies, car garages,
is also an attractive area and it has restaurants
for organized crime.
and burger shots.
Like the Luvineri Mafia There is also crime, but
that had fallen apart
no street gangs like in
because of unknown
Los Santos, the chances
reasons.
that you'll get robbed in
John Leppi, F.B.I

the middle of the street
Assistant Director has

are low, because the
said;
crime in San Fierro is
"Criminal
organized, and hidden
Organizations go to San from the public as Mr.
Fierro because they
Leppi said.
look for a place where
San Fierro is the


nobody

comes to. So


ultimate place to live
they h ide f

rom the

In,
unless y
ou're a
publi
c, the cit izens

don't G
ang mem
ber.
even
recogni
ze them."










Article by Dmitry_Smirnov

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Interview with [SASD]

[SASD]Rory_A: Of

I sat in a room within LSPD
[SASD]Ty: Yes this is true,
course, makes me feel

waiting on SASD to arrive,
but it was closed and the
after 10 minutes [SASD]Ty
person was suspended.
good knowing I‟ve made

arrives greeting me and we sit
*Sheriff Rory_A walks
a difference in this field

down to have a small chat
round the Corner and we
for myself and others.

about SASD and other things.
have a Chat*
Rusty(AE Journalist): Am


Rusty(AE Journalist): Being
sure a lot of people are

Rusty(AE Journalist): Hello,
a Sheriff of one of
grateful for it.

thanks for taking time to
Argonath's successful Police
[SASD]Rory_A: I'm

answer some questions.
groups is it hard work?
usually the one to deal

[SASD]Ty: No Problem.
[SASD]Rory_A: Very much
with the situation, but

Rusty(AE Journalist): SASD
so. Organising trainings,
other than that, that's
about it.

has received a lot of positive
meetings, handling
Rusty(AE Journalist): I

feedback, how so?
applications as well as
[SASD]Ty: We are a very fast
handling all of the Political
see you even have your

and effective group, that works aspects and general public
own Vehicles.

together to keep the city safe
view.
[SASD]Rory_A: Yes, we

and secure.
[SASD]Rory_A: There's a lot have an open contract

Rusty(AE Journalist): So your
of people who don't
with Ford and Code 3

different from all the other Cop understand the work it takes,
industries.

Groups?
or what exactly we do.
Rusty(AE Journalist): Ok,

[SASD]Ty: Well, in a sense,
Rusty(AE Journalist): I see,
we'll stop there and if I

we work to/say were not
so you take pride in trying to could get a few pictures

bragging, but we get the job
be successful?
of you guys it'd be great.

done on Vent, we‟re a very



close team
Rusty(AE Journalist):

Recently, there have been a

few reports criticising SASD,

do you think people are out to

get you guys?

[SASD]Ty: We don't think so,

if people have complaints

voice them, but we will keep

doing our Jobs.

Rusty(AE Journalist): What do

you think of SAPD in a whole?

Any negatives?
[SASD]Ty: They are a very

well organized group, they

have been very Good break

partners with our Group, and

have made things enjoyable.

They have our utmost respect.

Rusty(AE Journalist): I heard

there was a petition to close

SASD is this true?

Article by [Rstar]Rusty

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The Cuneo Family


Los Santos - Cuneo
He opened it in Los

family is a business
Santos because it‟s the
family who do all kind
biggest city in the

of legal investments. It
United States of

exists already a few
Argonath. The family

years, but it‟s always
put a lot of money in it

on the background.
to grow up, and get

One of their family
the biggest clothes

members, Tompa
shop of LS.

Cuneo, told me it‟s a


fast growing
Another family
emporium, a great
member (Battle

community to expand
Cuneo) owns a 24/7

creative ideas and
and a Gas Station in

solutions. They help
Las Venturas. Las

each other with the
Venturas is not as big

speciality they are
as Los Santos but still

experienced in. The
he has profit. Velux

goal of the family is to
tells all his clothes
get all members a nice
shop customers to go

business to earn
and check out Battle‟s

money. They donate
24/7 because it„s

the money to
5times cheaper than

organisations and to
the ones in Los

the church.
Santos.




Velux Cuneo is the


boss of the company.

He owns a clothes shop

called “Cuneo Clothes

Shop - ZIP”.

Article by Renzo_Gvardia

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Puzzles and competitions
(Answers to be emailed to jake@paruni.com, Prizes are $10,000 on both puzzles)

Sudoko Puzzle - Difficulty: Medium
Solution to be published in next Issue





















First Past The Post - Logic Puzzle
Solution to be published in next Issue

Six horses were entered in the 2.30 at the Derby today. Three of the horses
were brownbacks and three were silvercolts (one of which was Mister Magic). Can you
match the horses and riders and work out where each horse finished?

1. The horse ridden by Kelly didn't finish last. The one ridden by O'Shea
wasn't first but finished immediately ahead of Argonath Boy.

2. The horse that finished last has a name which starts with the same initial
as the silvercolt (ridden by Riley), who didn't finish fourth.

3. Lucky Lady finished some way ahead of the
silvercolt Jones was riding.

4. Likely Lad finished some way behind the horse
ridden by Davis whose
horse finished two or three places ahead of Bonnie
Lass.

5. Golden Girl finished either three places ahead or
three places behind the
one ridden by Murray.

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Contact us
People who helped to create this newspaper

Name: [ALS]Jake
Position: Chief Journalist
Phone Number: 2336
MSN: Jake@paruni.com

Name: [ALS]Jordan
Position: Lead Journalist
Phone Number: 9827
MSN: Jordan.Norton@hotmail.com

Name: [AV]Traser
Position: Head Journalist
MSN: jup117@hotmail.com


Staff List

Name: [WS]Troy
Position: Human Resources Manager

Name: [Rstar]Rusty
Position: Argonath Express Manager

Name: [AVt]Mike
Position: Assistant Argonath Express Manager

Name: Dmitry_Smirnov
Position: Journalist

Name: Renzo_Gvardia
Position: Journalist

Name: Hell Gvardia
Position: Journalist

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