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THREE NEW FICTIONS INSIDE
We look at what’s to come in
the Christmas Special!
The FInale to our fiction “A
Chase Through Time!”
Our Christmas Quiz and More!
RTP has regenerated, bringing you
more content that ever before includ-
ing lots of Christmas Fun!
MERRY CHRISTMAS ONE AND ALL!
Well, another year, another issue! And do you like this latest re-
generation? We’ve based it on the spider floor theme in the new
TARDIS, and we have a new logo, and much more! I’m very happy
about the way it’s come out, but it’s what you guys think really!
This issue, we bring you a preview of the new Christmas Special,
the conclusion of our Fan Fiction and various other “Christmas
Themed” issues including a rant on Figures and Merchendise, The
UNIT Report, and much more...
We also have three fictions! A letter from the Doctor, teh Finale to
A Chase Through Time and Christmas in the TARDIS!
Enjoy Christmas, and stay safe ;).
In the new year, Reverse the Polarity have announced a brand new line of Fan Audios, which are
planned to begin next January. “Reverse the Polarity Audios” is a non-profit amatuer audio com-
pany who will be releasing full cast audios featuring the 11th Doctor, Amy, and Rory, of whom are
played by fans of the show.
We will also be releasing readings of our forthcoming e-book range, all of which will be free to
We also hope we will be releasing new audio spin-offs in the near future.
Reverse the Polarity Audios begins next month with “The Lost Ones” and “TickTock.”
We would like to thank the
Radio Times for the usage of
you will laugh alot...
Christmas is here, and Doctor Who
Press Red for CoolLike!
continues to dominate the TV Timeta-
Youtuber Charlie Mcdonnel will host a se-
bles with various old specials, a special
ries of red button features going behind the
Eggheads and of course, the new Doctor
scenes of the episode and some other Festive
Treats. The timetable bellow is thanks to Gal-
Bellow is the complete Christmas list-
Underground Toys announce Clas-
Sky/ Virgin media
Cybermen storm London!
ings for Doctor Who.
A group of new Cybermen paraded
Monday 20th December: Celebrity Egg-
•Tue 21st December, 5:30pm-6:00am Wed
Underground Toys have announced
over London to mark the Launch of
heads- BBC 2
they will begin to produce Clas-
“The Doctor Who Experience.” The
Thursday 23rd December: This Morning
•Wed 22nd December, 5:30pm-12:00am Sat
sic Companions begining with Peri!
experience opens Febuary 2011, with
These two packs will feature a com-
an exhibition the size of a Football
Friday 24th December: The Graham
panion and a monster from the story
Pitch! There has been confirmation
Norton Show – BBC One
based on the companions costume.
of the original Tennant TARDIS set,
Saturday 25th December: Doctor Who:
•Tue 21st December, 5:30pm-11:00pm &
More are expected in 2011. Peri is
and a full scale replica of the recent
A Christmas Carol – BBC One/BBC One
available from Forbidden Planet for
Console Room, which forms part of
•Wed 22nd December, 5:30pm- 6:20am
Doctor Who Confidential - BBC3/BBC HDChristmas and the new Comedy Show
Have Yourself a Very Merry Confiden- Thurs 23rd
RTP will be attending the opening
“Come Fly With Me,” two trailers fea-
Doctor Who: The Mazes of Time Sunday 26th December: Doctor Who: A
•Thu 23rd December, 5:30pm-7:45pm
and will publish a report in Febuary.
Christmas Carol – BBC3
turing the Dalek Supreme have aired: Following Doctor Who: A Christmas
An iPad/iPod game called “The
(Repeat) Doctor Who Confidential -
the first being the Dalek at the board- Carol is the exciting new Doctor Who •Fri 24th December, 4:10am-5:50am &
Mazes of Time” is due for release this
Lands End Exhibition Closing
ing desk trying to get home to Skaro
Confidential. The episode promises to 5:30pm-8:15pm & 11:25pm-5:50am
month. The game is written by Oli
27th-31st December: Repeats of the
for Christmas and the second featuring feature behind the scenes features of •Sat 25th December, 3:10pm-11:00pm
Smith and is created by the people
The Lands End exhibition has an-
previous Doctor Who Specials, (one a the Dalek carrying Duty Free bags on
the special, Interviews, a look at the Not available on Freesat
who made the recent Wii/DS games.
nounced a huge closure party. Below
his plunger whilst looking at some Air switching on of the Christmas Lights
is the press statement.
Come Fly With Me Promo
and much more! Plus, you get to here ODDS FOR TOP RAITINGS- 9/2 and 5/1 on the
A promotinal trailer for BBC One at
the Who Crew sing, and trust me,
“Although we’re obviously very sad
New Adventure Game due Christmas Day
Who Crew help for Corrie’s 50th
K9 comes to Five! that the Doctor’s Land’s End adven-
ture is coming to an end, we’re going
The BBC have announced that the final Adven-
For Corrination Street’s 50th Week, vari-
The Australian Spin
to be sending him off in style with a
ture Game in this season will be released on
ous members of the Doctor Who crew
Off, “K-9,” hits terestial special Doctor Who party on January
Christmas Day, of which is called “Shadows of
lent a hand!
channel Five this month. 3rd!
the Vashta Nerada.”
- Phil Collinson: Current Producer
The show will be split
Christmas Set Announced
The Synopsis released states: “Kicking off
- Graeme Harper: Director
into two blocks of 13
A Christmas Special set has been an-
We’re inviting everyone to come
immediately after the cliff-hanger ending of
- Danny Hargreves- Created the big
episodes, one begining on the 18th of
nounced which features a brand new
dressed as their favourite Doctor
episode three, the latest Adventure Game picks
special effects from the explosion t
December and the sec
ond block airing
Amy Pond in Police Uniform figure,
Who character and visit the exhibi-
up the story of the Doctor and Amy who’ve
around Easter Time.
an 11th Doctor Figure based on the
tion for free. There will be free sou-
materialised just south of London (and about a
RTP, despite Corrie being one of who’s A new episode will air each Saturday
costume in the Christmas Special,
venirs for children and the Daleks will
1000 miles to the left), inside a sea-bed colony
rating rivals, would like to congratulate at 10am. The show is set in the future
and a non Electronic TARDIS. The sets
be out and about in the main square!
called Poseidon. Shadows of the Vashta Nerada
Corrie for an amazing celerbration.
where K9 meets a new group of freinds
RPP is £29.99.
features a cracking plot which surrounds a real-world conspiracy and, of course,
consisting of a Proffessor and three
We’re also offering free entry to chil-
Mcoy Figure Announced
it takes place at Christmas.”
OBE’S and Comedies
dren between December 26th and
A Seventh Doctor figure based on his Steven Moffat quoted: “We’ve gone all-out for the season finale. Shadows of
Catherine Tate features in “The One The show recently aired on Digital Chan- January 3rd, so don’t miss your last
costume in “The Time of the Rani” the Vashta Nerada takes place entirely underwater - something which would
Ronnie” and has written and direct
y XD,” and the show has made chance to see the Doctor at Land’s
has been announced, however we
be impossible for the TV series, as water is so expensive. It’s thrilling, terrifying,
Sky 1 Little Cracker.
it’s way globaly quite recently.
currently do not know wether this is educational and fun. Just steer clear of those shadows...”
The next issue of Reverse the Polarity takes alook at all the Adventure Games to
Sophie Okonedo (Liz Ten) has reciv
RTP will pr
oduce a report on our opin-
OBE, (Royal Honour.)
ions of the season in the future. A sec-
ond season and possible live show are
PREVIEW- A Christmas Carol
It’s the deepest part of winter, the exact mid-
point, Christmas Eve – halfway out of the dark.
Amy and Rory are trapped on a stricken space
liner that’s plummeting through banks of thick
icy fog to the surface of the planet below.
Only one man has the power to save them;
only one man is in possession of a machine that
can clear the fog and let them land safely.
That man is Kazran Sardick, a rich but lonely old
miser who rules Sardicktown with a sky-mast of
The Doctor’s only chance of rescuing the ship’s
four thousand passengers is to save Kazran’s
soul and show him that life is worth living. For
this he needs to go back, way back, to when
Kazran was a boy with a life full of promise.
But can the Doctor put a song in Kazran’s heart
and love in his life, in time for Christmas? Can
he bring him out of the dark?
It’s that time of year again where another
simply loves Christmas.
feature-length Doctor Who Christmas Special hits
our screens, and this one sounds like something The episode also guest stars Micheal Gam-
very different from the ordinary...
bon and Katherine Jenkins, whom is making
a debut to acting via Doctor Who. She told
This story is not set on Earth and is loosly based the BBC: I had the most amazing time; I must
on the Charles Dickens novel, “A Christmas
admit I was very nervous and I felt out of my
Carol,” (hence the title.) The story is about a lon- comfort zone because I hadn’t done any acting
ley man caled Kazran Sardick who is a very lonely before... I do get to sing though which was
man who the Doctor has to encourage to save a nice and I had a really good laugh with Matt Cast: The Doctor: Matt Smith’ Amy
crashing spaceliner with Amy and Rory on. The between takes. He kept mucking around and Pond: Karen Gillan; Rory Williams:
story also shows us what happens on Amy and singing to me but you know people should
Arthur Darvill; Kazran Sardick/
Rory’s honeymoon, which many fans are looking hear his voice; I think he’s got a great bass
Elliot Sardick: Michael Gambon;
forward to seeing.
Abigail: Katherine Jenkins; Young
Matt Smith said in the BBC Press Release: I’ve
Moffat also said he was “Listening to Christmas Adult Kazran: Danny Horn
always wanted to be part of the Christmas Doctor Songs in April,” which he described as mad.
Who experience, and I think this is certainly one
of the most Christmassy and inventive Doctor
All in all, we seem like we’re in for a festive
UK- 25th December, 6pm, BBC1
Who stories so far. Steven just keeps getting even treat this year, but will everything turn out ok US- 25th December, 9pm, BBC
more imaginative and the great thing about this for the Doctor and company?
episode is that when Doctor Who and Christmas
are put together you combine the spirit of both
Australia- 26th December, 7:30pm,
those things; it’s a fun old yarn and the Doctor
Canada- 26th December, 9pm,
“Oh Daleks... Daleks, Daleks, Daleks!!” The Doctor shouted.
LETTER FROM THE DOCTOR
“WHAT IS THIS?” The Dalek Supreme bellowed.
“My little trap,” the Doctor’s elegance pronounced, “my very
special trap I set a very long time ago, which requires you to do
exactly as I say, or my little trap will absorb you up and WHAM!”
He shouted, “Delete you from time itself...”
Welcome to my letter! Blimey that sounds odd.
“Really? You dare deny me when with a wiz from my Sonic Screw-
I recently made contact with a fellow fan of my
driver, and the ENTIRE DALEK RACE IS ERASED?”
adventures, so I decided to start sending letters
“COME ON!” He shouted. “Scan me!” The Drone approached the
about my adventures through time and space!
Doctor and scanned his brain.
“THE DOCTOR DOES NOT BLUFF!” The Dalek reported.
So dear reader, what has happened recently in
“Now then: release my friends, and give them back their time
the life of the Doctor? Well, I just stole Christ-
mas! Well, not the real me of course. The TARDIS
“RELEASE THE HUMANS.” The Supreme ordered. A drone rolled
landed on the Planet Christmas, and I emerged
over to the huge panel, pressed a few buttons, and they were
from the small but big police box into a snowy
“DOCTOR!” Amy and Rory said as they ran to hug him.
A CHASE THROUGH TIME isle of the hudge planet. Amy and Rory were on
“Amy! Rory!” He responded with glee. “Now Daleks, go. Go for-
their honeymoon, so I thought it was best to just stay away, (you know what I’m like.)
“Doctor... It’s the crack from my bedroom wall.” Amy said fright-
So I was on the North Pole when suddenly a huge fist clumped me to the ground. The next thing
“NO AMY! That was my plan!” The Doctor angrily responded.
I knew, I was in a prison cell. I saw a female guard near the door.
“THE DOCTOR LIES! EXTERMINATE HIM!” The Supreme bellowed.
“Excuse me!” I shouted.
“RUN!” The Doctor shouted. The team ran past multiple Dalek
“What?” She sighed.
Rays, narrowly missing each one. The Doctor stopped.
They were off.
“Why am I here?”
“Wait a second. The Daleks are controlling time, so we could feed “Well done team!” The Doctor announced.
“Don’t deny it sir.”
all of this into the crack.” He pondered.
“Now then Rory, where did you get those clothes
“Well we need to hurry up!” Rory shouted.
“Rory; what are you wearing?”
“Erm... The Wardrobe.” He said, looking scared.
“You stole Christmas!”
“I was making Amy feel better.” The Doctor glared at him and
The Doctor started laughing, followed by Amy
“What? I never did such a thing!”
and Rory, as the TARDIS flew away from the ex-
“Four Hours ago, this was you, and you stole the Heart of Christmas.” She handed me a small
“COME ON!” They ran across. The Doctor pressed a few buttons ploding spaceship...
scanner, showing me stealing Christmas.
whilst using the Sonic Screwdriver below.
“Well it looks like me, but I was knocked out Four Hours ago! It can’t of been, or could it?”
“Amy, Rory: take this to the TARDIS and when the red light flashes,
“Sir you’re not making sense.”
press the yellow button, put the disk in the drive and press the
“But I am! Someone must of cloned me or made an android and sent that to do that. But who
grey switch on the console.” He told them whilst passing them a
would do such a thing?” Suddenly, a huge Slitheen emerged from the body of the guard.
small silver disc.
“What about you?” Amy asked.
“Ok!” I said, trying to escape, but they’d taken my sonic!” The Slitheen clawed at the door, flinging
“I’ll be back.” The Doctor said with a smile and a wink. Amy and
me to the other side of the cell. It walked in.
Rory ran down the corridor, clutching the disk in their hands.
“Doctor! You comitted unforseeable crimes against the mighty Slitheen Race. You shall die!”
The Doctor walked up to the main drive. He pulled up his screw-
I was in a stick situation reader: No sonic, No TARDIS, just a small comunicator. Bingo! I
driver. “Oi! Daleks!” The electronic turning sent shivers down the
thought. I pressed a few buttons and WOOSH! A huge sonic beem made the SLitheen go crazy!
“YOU SHALL DIE DOCTOR!”
Ka boom. I was covered head to toe in slime. I wiped it of my face. A male guard approached me.
“Oh no I won’t. Because you attacked a level five planet, and
“We’re very sorry sir, please leave.” He informed me. I walked out, still covered in slime.
thanks to the time energy absorbed by Amy and Rory, we can
reverse the polarity of this whole mad situation, around about...
A brand new fiction begins next month
So that my dear reader is my most recent story. I’m still a bit slimey, but still, slime never hurt
Now!” A huge flash of light stormed the spaceship. The Doctor
called “The Diary of Percy Lake.”
ran through the bright light, trying to find the TARDIS. He pulled
out the sonic screwdriver, and cleared a path of light to find... The
TARDIS. He ran up the stairs, flicked a few switches and woosh!
All I Want for Christmas is
Doctor Who is so popular, it has huge Merchendise Some Good, Some Bad, Some just strange, but because Children like angels,
offers brought to it and most of them are pro-
they get angels, but the Fans would rather see other interesting things like
duced. The most common is the DVD’s, the Audios Rory or River Song than another Angel.
and the Figures. This article takes a look at how
Figures are amazing, I still collect them, but various releases do make fans
Doctor Who just about makes the pockets of fans like myself annoyed, like our pockets are weeping.
Audio CD’s and DVD’s
This month, Big Finish release their subscriber special which is usually
If you’ve read the news section of this weeks is-
realesed in the future, “The Four Doctors,” which many fans want to hear.
sue, we’ve added a Merchendise Column which
However: they have to subscribe. It’s the same technique as the Figures,
reported every bit of merchendise we knew about which ends up luring people into buying more than they want! Recently in
until it exploded. This month alone we’ve had clas- the DVD world, they decided to release “Revisitations,” which is a collection
sic companions annouced, Christmas Special Sets of earlier releases with a few more special features!
and much more, however what we then discovered
was we did not even have room to fit an all new
In conclusion, this is not a hate campaign against them, it’s only saying
wave that has only just been announced. This wave a few opinions. However, out of all of this we are getting some brilliant
features Four Varients or new Figures and two re- merchendise, which makes the annoying stuff seem ok...
releases with a Build a Figure Pandorica, which is
infact JUST plastic walls with CD’S attached. Don’t
get me wrong, it’s a great idea, however what kids
want to here a random actor read a classic Doctor
Who novel? This is a clever technique to get fans to
but the lot, which was used before when Character
Options announced a Collect and Build Vespiform
wave where all the previous figures from the
previous wave were re-released, leaving fans with
many duplicates of things they allready have. This
marketing strategy is clever, as it makes fans take
an iresistable choice to buy more. It is also used for
figures WE REALLY WANT: e.g. the new Amy Pond
varient. Most fans want this figure which seems
to be released with a non-electronic TARDIS and a
new Doctor for £24.99. Some people take advan-
tage of this and sell the wanted figures for double
the single price, but is it really worth it? People
may think that it is pathetic, as who woud want to
buy something twice they allready have for a new
accsesory or something? It’s because we are fans
and will buy anything for the real deal.
Varients are also a marketing blitz. This year alone
seven Weeping Angel Varients have been released.
Leadworth’s Best Kis-
BY YOUR NEW WHO
sogram reveales all! Fashion or Just Ri-
Begining of Time
TheReport Pg 3 diculos?
War Revealed! MERCHENDISE NOW!
Fans will be glad to know that there is
Fans were shocked when they discovered
another shed load of merchendise to be
the begining of the Time War was down to released just in time for Christmas.
TV Burp’s Harry Hill, of whom when in-
troducing a fight between the Daleks and
- Team TARDIS Sing Christmas Hits
MOFFAT’S GAME CHANGING
Timelords triggered the War that ended
Join the Doctor, Amy and Rory in a festive
sing song! (RPP- 200 Credits)
Whovians have gone mental at the TV Burp
Host and have sent him letters.
Rory: “I saw other people
2000 years ago...”
- TARDIS Misseltoe (500 Credits)
Steven “Davros” Moffat has exclusivly leaked the “game chang-
ing cliffhanger” which will happen half way through Season Six.
Rory Williams has come out an-
“No one will ever expect what is about to happen!” the Lord
nouncing he saw “other people”
and Moffster stated. Readers afraid of spoilers should stop read-
whilst Amy was in the Pandorica.
Steven Moffat has revealed that the game changing cliffhanger
Rumour has it he made out with
is the Doctor is a coma patient, making all of Who a dream, but
Queen Victoria when he was forced
when he wakes up, he is in the body of Rory Williams, and Amy
to do so when she found him at
- Doctor Who Branded Fez (150 Credits)
Pond is in fact the Rani who put the Doctor in the “coma” which
the Pandorica. For the following
isn’t a coma, and swapped the minds of Rory and the Doctor
to make him extremelly confused, which is when Little Amelia
100 years, Rory repeatly said “I’m
Pond returns to realise that Amy Pond is in a huge box thingy
sorry” to the box containing his
and the Rani is tricking the Doctor in Rory’s body, and the real
wife to be.
Rory is in fact a lion in human form, which is one of the Rani’s
If you want to know what hap-
failed experiments. It all ends with the universe restarting, and
pened with Victoria... Autons
- The Keyring of Time (250 Credits)
everyone returning back to normal, BUT: we find out that Rory
got out of his head one night and the Master entered his body,
of whom went back in time and created the Doctor, which isn’t
actually real as the Doctor created himself with River Song,
played by Davina Mcall, but then they all wake up and it was all
Letters to the Brig!
just a dream...
“It’s so amazing, NO ONE will see the huge twists coming...” The
Dear The UNIT Report
Dear The UNIT Report
Moffster told us in top secret.
After reading your article Is UNIT going down hill
Our “top secret on set source that dosen’t exsist” spoke to Matt
on how to spot Continuity since we retired?
Smith who said: “It’s so bloody confusing. I’ve also been told
- Extra Doctor Who Figures!
that Paul McGann is making an apearance as a head pickled in
Errors, I discovered over Benton
Use these random people figures for ex-
time, whilst the rest will be CGI as they don’t want to do it. The
50 and called your hotline
tras in your Doctor Who Adventures! 200
only to recive the voice Benton! How the devil
Dear The UNIT Report
Karen Gillan also told us: “Oooh! I’m so excited about this very
figures available, featuring a collect and
of Joyful Jo. Did I get it
are you. Yes it has gone Help! I’m trapped in
wibbly wobbly timey wimey story! I can’t wait to be bad, and
build Classic Doctor Who TARDIS Console
down. Everyone in there 2000BC! Call the Doc-
Davina Mcall is playing the new River Song. Oh, you don’t know REVEALED!: The First Promotinal
that. DON’T PUBLISH IT! Oh ****.”
is a pain., and I don’t like
Arthur Darvill told us: “I can’t wait to do my impression of Matt
it. We should totaly meet Adric
Order now from www.notrealattallthisi-
Smith, and the prostetics and things like that. And I play some-
Timey, the number is
up some time! How’s
one else. And I get to have some special love with someone...
Jeff’s Computer Help
Friday @ the BBC?
Young fellow, “The
Unit Report” does not
We then spoke to Guest star Davina Mcall, who was revealed
waste time with silly
to us by Karen Gillan, who told us “Oh. My. God! I’m so excited!
40. Hope this helps.
Hi, I’m Jeff, and I fix comput-
Hhhhhhh! I... Get to play... River Song! hhhhhh!” Davina fainted
people like you.
into a spazam after she finished.
ers in my bedroom in Lead-
worth. I’m single, and will fix
Finally, Steven Moffat quoted: “I can’t wait for Russel T Davies
to mourn over it’s awsomeness. Oh, and I’ll kill Rory twice and
any type of computer, and
bring him back again. Cause I’m kind.”
The Brig would like to wish everyone a
Call Me: 98573847439874
Rory Williams walked down to his married wife whom
and ten minutes later, he emerged: Rory the Red Nosed
was sitting on one of the leather chairs.
Reindeer. He took Amy the Elf’s hand and they went
“Doctor, when can we celebrate Christmas and Birth-
down to the Console Room. The Doctor was sat near
days?” Asked Rory.
his presents, like he was about to explode. Amy and
“Anytime you ever want!” Responded the tweed jacket,
Rory looked at each other.
bowtie, floppy hair Doctor, emerging from the under-
“Let’s open them!” Amy said. Amy and Rory ran to his
neath of the magical TARDIS.
presents, and he, the Doctor and Amy ripped the paper
“Then let’s do it tomorrow!” The Scottish Amy Pond
off the presents.
announced. I declare tomorrow Christmas Day in the
“A FEZ!” The Doctor shouted. “Thanks Rudolph,”
whilst placing it on his head.
“But where do we get everything from?” Asked Rory.
Rory frowned, “No Problem Santa.” Rory opened his
“The Christmas Room!” The Doctor replied with glee.
present from the Doctor, “That Vampire Man’s sword
He grabbed them both by the hand and led them up a
and “The Time Machine!” Thanks Doctor!” Amy
set of stairs in the magical ship. They approached a huge
opened hers; it was the apple with a smile in, “Thanks
door with a golden holy wreath on the front next to two
Doctor.” She said with a tear in her eye. Amy opened
huge golden handles. The Doctor grabbed these, and
her present from Rory, a mini Raggedy Doctor and a
flung them open to enter, the Christmas Room: A huge
photo of him and her, as the Doctor and his compan-
room with two huge balconies overlooking it. There were
ion. Amy cried, “Thank you, both of you.” She hugged
Christmas trees left, right and centre, some big, some
small; huge boxes filled with tinsel, decorations, banners
The Doctor and Amy opened theirs from Amy: for
and much more. The Doctor pulled out a box containing
the Doctor, a new bowtie and a book she found called,
food. He smelt it.
“How to fly you’re TARDIS,” and for Rory: “Tales of
“Ah ha! Fresh Turkey from the Time Box!” He pro-
Time” and an old Christmas Record. They thanked her.
“Fresh?” Rory asked, concerned.
After watching Christmas TV from the past, The Doc-
“Yes of course! The Time Box is a device where all you
tor escorted Amy and Rory to the dinner table, where
have to do is think what you want and you get it!”
the biggest Christmas banquet lay. They all pulled their
“Look at this!” Amy shouted from the top of one of the
balconies. The Doctor and Rory ran up the golden spiral
“I WON!” The Doctor shouted clutching Amy and
staircase, passing numerous presents and Christmas
Rory’s crackers. He passed them to each other, and took
his as wel . They placed the small hats on their heads,
“What?” Rory asked his wife.
food and drink, and took it to the huge console room.
paper, and returned to the console room.
which was hard for Rory due to the antlers, and read
“Christmas Costumes!” She informed them holding up The Doctor placed the tree behind the console. It was
“Where’s the Doctor?” Amy asked.
the sil y Christmas jokes.
a Santa, Elf and Reindeer outfit. The Doctor and Rory huge; it touched the very tip of the roof.
“I don’t know.” Rory replied whilst placing to gifts under the After an hour’s meal, they sat on the chairs and stairs.
looked at each other.
“How are we going to decorate that?” Rory asked.
tree. “I found these.” Rory told his wife.
“I’m stuffed.” The Doctor announced.
“BAGSY SANTA!” They shouted, but before Rory
“You’re full of questions Rory! Like this!” He said holding
“Stockings!” Amy smiled with glee. She grabbed them and
“Me too.” Rory replied.
grabbed the outfit, the Doctor was already in it. Rory
the Sonic in one hand. He soniced the green light over
hung them along the railings. Rory grabbed some mistletoe, “OH!” The Doctor shouted, “We haven’t done our
a box of decorations, and they all neatly flew onto the
and placed it near the tree, hanging off the wal s. The Doctor Christmas Card shot!”
“What?” The Doctor asked. “It’s mine!”
huge tree. The Doctor left some to the side for the loving
clumsily ran into the room holding two gifts wrapped as if they “What?”
Amy looked at the elf outfit, “This is a girls one Rory.
couple to place on.
were done by a two year old. He placed them down.
“Come along Ponds!”
There might be another one.” She said with sorrow for Meanwhile, Amy set a table with Christmas written all
“What?” He asked.
her fiancé. Rory looked through the box, trying to find over it. She then covered the railings with tinsel, finished
“Nothing.” Amy and Rory responded.
Thirty Minutes Later.
something other than the Rudolph outfit, but all he
the tree with Rory and the Doctor, and placed two gifts
“Bed! Or Santa won’t come!” He told them, hurrying them up The Doctor pulled on Rory’s reins, Amy passed him a
found was a long multi-coloured scarf, a cricket bat and under the tree.
the stairs. Amy and Rory entered their room. They lay on the present, and the auto timer went off.
what looked like a huge white dress.
“Presents!” The Doctor exclaimed with glee, like a small
It was a very good Christmas. A very mad, but fun one
Rory sighed, “Fine! I’ll wear it tomorrow!” The Doctor child in a sweet shop.
“I’ve got a feeling this is going to be great Rory.” Amy told him. indeed.
smiled. “What?” Rory asked.
“Not until tomorrow!” Amy told him. The Doctor looked
“Me too.” He grinned back. It was rare that Rory would smile.
“There’s no mask, but there’s plenty of facepaint.” He
like he was about to break out into a tantrum. “What have
smirked. Rory looked at Amy; she was trying to hold it you boys got me?”
Have a very Merry Christmas!
in. She walked up to him, and hugged him.
They looked at each other. “Erm... Back in a sec!” They
The Doctor ran into Amy and Rory’s room dressed as Santa
“I’ll do it for you Amy.” He told her. She smiled, and they both said running up the ladder. The Doctor ran into his
Claus. “Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas!” He shouted. “Now get
drawing room, whilst Rory ran into the Christmas Room.
changed!” Rory looked to his left and saw the reindeer outfit.
“Come on then!” The Doctor shouted, “Lot’s of work to He went to the time box, and thought of the best thing he
He sighed, and looked at Amy. She smiled at him, so he ran
do!” The TARDIS team grabbed trees, lights, decorations, could think of for Amy and the Doctor. He grabbed some
into their bathroom clutching the costume and face paints,
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Round One- The Start
In this round, work out which of these lines is at the start of
various episodes of Doctor Who.
1) Wait there Susan.
2 ) I said no!
3) Dear Santa.
4) My name is Amy Pond.
5) They came...
Round Two- Hidden in Time
For these questions, work out which episode the question is
talking about from Doctor Who’s 47 Year Long History including
1) Google TARDIS for the answer.
2) Bong. Bong. Bong. Bong. Bong. Bong. Bong. Bong. Bong.
3) Trial. Confusing people, funny people, he’s who?
4) The next but not?
5) Funny faced cliff-hanger. Dragons breathe it.
Above: Work out
6) A sharp pointy thing to my head in space.
who each part of the
7) Remember when two armies hate each other?
body belongs to...
8)Night huge knife arm.
- A blast from the past in a brand new fiction with the
9) McGann’s best 90 Minutes.
10) I sense their like the ood.
Doctor, Amy and Rory in “The Diary of Percy Lake.”
11) The Dalek’s beating us! Time.
- A Look at what we know from S6 so far...
12) 5 not 3 or 2.
13) Bad name for the dammed.
- An Exclusive Interview...
14) The Newer Generation on Earth.
-All the latest news.
15) What the Dickens of past!
- Reviews of the latest merchendise.
Round Three: Trivia Round
-A Free Poster
1) List all the Doctors who appeared in “The Curse of Fatal
- And much more...
2) How many takes on TV Shows featured in Bad Wolf, Army of
Ghosts and SJA Invasion of the Bane?
3) True or False: Hartnell wore a wig.
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4) How many stories of Doctor Who have there been to date?
5) How many episodes of Doctor Who have there been to date?
6) How many companions have there been to date?
7) What was the coffin lined with in ‘”Death of the Doctor?”
8) True or False: Luke Smith is not human.
9) Big Finish audios created a second version of a season of the
4th Doctor’s adventures, what is Big Finish’s take called?
10) How many costume variants did both Tennant and Smith
have put together? (TO DATE)