HOW TO DOMINATE
"The resistance of a woman is not always proof
of her virtue, but more often of her experience."
French society lady and wit
strange what a man may do, and a woman
yet think him an angel."
make Gods, and women worship them."
James G. Frazer
Scottish classicist, anthropologist
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
That's an old phrase up there, the battle of the sexes.
Most people think of it as a joke. They're wrong. The sexes
have been in a state of war for centuries, and in the last one,
the men started losing.
Since recorded history began, men have been warring
against the elements, the environment and each other to make
the world a better place ... for women. Think about it. Men
don't need electric blankets. Men don't need arm protectors
for their couches. Hell, men don't even need toilet seats.
Why? Because we're men,
But women, women need every comfort imaginable. In
the bathroom, all a guy needs is his razor, some soap, a towel
and some toothpaste. Women need three drawers, two shelves
and a closet full of
that's just to take a dump. In the
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kitchen, all most guys need is a skillet, a sharp knife and some
salt and pepper. Modern women can't cook unless they've got
four hundred plug-in appliances, eighteen bins of utensils, two
spice racks, two ovens, an extra sink and then someone else to
do the cooking.
Over the centuries, men have taken all the struggle out of
women. Men still die early from the strain of sup-
porting their families, of dealing with shit jobs and even big-
ger shit bosses, of fighting the government, their neighbors,
their wives and every other thing around them day in and day
out until the welcome black curtain of death comes to make it
Our ancestors built huts for their women. Their sons built
towns, then castles, then sprawling metropolises everywhere
around the globe. Men have dotted the planet with shopping
malls and beauty salons for women. We invented everything
we could to please them. We brought light into the homes,
then we gave them vacuum cleaners, dish washers, steam
irons, automatic washers and dryers, juice makers, rug
pooers, drip coffee
we could think of to
make their lives easier. And you know what?
It was all one big fucking mistake.
I'll tell you why.
Women are like cats. They don't appreciate anything. The
more you give them, the more they want. And you know it's
true. Despite what we've been told about women by the
media, the endless articles celebrating the
anything without a penis, the never-ending braying of the
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mindless squaws of the "new feminism," women, just like
men, haven't changed one iota since we came down out of the
Evolution takes hundreds of thousands of years. People
have been covering themselves with skins and trying to work
out systems of language for only about ten thousand years. We
may have convinced ourselves we're
cave dwelling ancestors, but we're not. We're still just Ogg
and Oggella, and the Oggella have been winning the game for
some time now.
The truth is we should have never stopped knocking them
down and dragging them back to the cave of our choice. When
we made them merely economically dependent, but allowed
them to stop being grateful, well, that was the beginning of the
end. After a while, when a Newton or an Edison would create
some labor-saving device, women no longer asked for one to
make their lives easier, they demanded them. Trying to be nice
guys, our great-great grandfathers gave in.
Women don't like to be catered to. Not deep down inside.
A man who will cater to a woman is showing weakness. To
the primitive inner mind of the female, if a guy isn't repaying
a woman's idiotic demands with the back of his hand, he's a
wimp. There's no helping this. Our instincts are in place and
there's nothing we can do about it.
Why do women go for "bad boys?" Why, when there is a
guy willing to slobber all over himself, shining her shoes,
cooking her meals, running the vacuum, et cetera, do they
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dump him for a jobless drub addict who beats them ... every,
single time? Because they're all, deep down inside, searching
for someone to dominate them.
You don't believe it? Then you're an idiot. Plain and sim-
ple. It is the natural way of things for men to be in charge, for
men to dominate all situations between a man and a woman.
When a man isn't dominating a woman, telling her what to do,
giving her boundaries and guidelines, she will get herself into
worse and worse trouble, lashing out with ridiculous behavior
until some right-thinking male takes her in hand and lays
down the law.
But, at this point I'm going to stop trying to convince you
of this fact. First off, you bought this book to learn how to
dominate women. This means you must at least believe that
it's possible for a man to dominate a woman. All you have to
do now is believe that it's not only possible, but that it's right
and proper for such to be the case.
And, you must believe this or everything I have to tell
be worth a
To make the techniques work that I'm going to teach you,
you have to believe in them. To believe in them, you have to
believe in yourself. You must understand, from this point on,
you are the man. The man is in charge. Say it with me now,
say it out loud:
"I am the man. The man is in charge."
Say it again.
"I am the man. The man is in charge."
Now, as loud as you can, scream the words at the top of
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"I'm the MAN,
And the MAN is ALWAYS in
Did you say the words out loud? Did you? If you didn't,
you'd better get started. You've got to get it through your head
that from here on in, you are the one in the driver's seat. You
have got to believe in yourself, and in the hereditary power of
the penis. Forget this bullshit you've heard about women
being the givers of life. You're the Godhead, son.
Women can't make life. All they can do without a man is
play with themselves. We make life. Men. Women are just our
incubators. We penetrate them, fill them with ourselves, plant
our seed, and then watch football until they do their jobs and
finally produce the children we create.
Enough of this. Let's sum this all up and get moving.
Women need to be dominated. They aren't happy if they're
not being dominated. Try being understanding and reasonable
and loving and they will torture you until you die or leave.
All women really want from a relationship is a bit of a
dance, and then to be told what to do. Period. So, what we're
going to do in this book is first teach you how to do their little
dance of seduction, and then how to put yourself in the dri-
ver's seat so that you're giving all the orders for the rest of
that a lifetime or a weekend.
Let's get started, shall we?
WELCOME TO THE DANCE
Well now, the art of seduction. Just what would that be?
Do any of you know? Do you have a clue? Probably not, else-
wise, you'd be out doing it, instead of buying books.
Now, this statement is not meant as an insult. No one is
born with this knowledge. The urge to dominate women is
natural, knowing how to do so is not. One has to learn it. I
did. So do you. We all learn these lessons in two ways. We
learn from the sage counsel of our elders and our pals, and we
learn from our mistakes.
When I first started to date I got some great tips from my
Dad and some doozies from a couple of my uncles. I also
watched my pals when they went on the make; I watched their
approach and studied both their victories and their defeats. I
had my own victories and defeats (trust me, every guy has
both, and I mean every guy) as well. But, bit by bit, date by
date, lesson by lesson, I put together a playbook of moves and
plans that are simply guaranteed to get you between the sheets
with as many women as you can handle.
But, let's introduce our subject matter for today's lecture.
And class, to do that, let's start where one should start when-
ever they're trying to figure anything out, let's go to the dic-
The American Family Reference Dictionary (a superb
volume for those in need of a good source book) defines the
word "seduce" thus:
To lead astray, entice away from duty or
rectitude; corrupt. 2. To induce (a woman) to
surrender her chastity. 3. To lead, or draw
away, as from principles, faith, or allegiance.
4. To win over, entice.
Beguile, inveigle. See tempt.
In some ways the above sounds a little nasty, doesn't it?
"Lead astray," that's not supposed to be a good thing. Neither
is drawing someone away from their principles or their faith.
And as for getting a woman to surrender her chastity, well, I
wouldn't tell the head of your house of worship that was what
you had planned for your date that night. They might have
words they want to share with you. Long boring lists of them.
So, does that mean you should give up right now on this
idea of getting the women in your life to know their place?
What, are you some kind of idiot? What did you buy this book
for? To dominate
Or, to be a bit more basic
about it, to get
To get laid and to get laid often.
To get laid and to get laid often, not by those women willing
to give you a fling, those skanky left-overs desperate enough
to "surrender their chastity" to you, but by the women you
That one you see every day at work, that goddess who
sits next to you in class, the gorgeous waitress you see every
day at the place you've been having lunch the last two weeks.
It's not that good a place, a pit, really, but this waitress, she's
so hot, you just keep going back, just to look at her, just to see
her again, hoping you can work up the nerve to ask her
Fuck that. Do you read me, to you understand, do you
catch my drift? Fuck that shit right now. You are done with
thinking like that. That crap is over!
Yes, seduction is a nasty business. It's you getting what
you want at any cost. And what you want is not to pony up
your hard earned cash in some dive where the food makes you
choke just so you can sit like some naive boob and only look
at some babe. What the hell good does that do you? Buy a
skin mag if looking is all you have in mind. What you want is
to get some goddamned pussy. Her pussy. That pussy that's
been driving you bug-fuck ever since you got within sniffing
distance of it.
I'm not trying to be mean or cruel. Like I said before, we
all have to learn our way to getting what we want. I had to,
and you're going to have to learn, too.
Seduction and domination are games. More than games,
they're sports, and fast-paced ones at that. In fact, if one need-