Tweets of the WWWorld (Edition 1)

TWEETS OF A collection of
THE
Tweets that have
WWWORLD annoyed other
Twitter users in
April 2010
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MONDAY MORNING train

blues! No money in my acc-
ount and long day ahead!
Pointless
Dinner at mums tonight tho
!!! Bliss
babble
double saus mc muff
A 2009 study conducted by
breakfast before bed, weirddd-
Pear Analytics demonstrates
dddddd but so good
that the vast majority of all
tweets could be catergorised as,
one of the better breakfasts this
“pointless babble.”
week - hello sunny south ldn>>
To define pointless babble, Pear
used the example, “I am eating
a cheese sandwich now.”
Causes of
annoyance
However annoyance caused
by Twitter users could come
from other forms of Tweet
Examples include:
• Ego Tweeting - bragging, self
• Whats for brekkie?
promoting, feeling too good
http://tweetphoto.com/18943554
http://twitpic.com/1hnq6q
about ones self.
Breakfast time (@ Wetherspoon
http://4sq.com/9brinV
• Tweeting noise about cur-
rent frustrations
I’m not entirely sure why I’m
so tired. Another cup of tea is
• Tweeting current frustra-
needed, to the kitchen!
tions repeatedly.
• Repeatedly asking to be re-
Just drunk 2litres of water Hate. Periods. End. Of tweeted.
headache repellant for a day
infront of a screen.
ULCERS make me want to Is so lonely right now! I just I have no idea what time zone Ever feel like your life is so The campaign aims to encour-
punch myself in the face.
want a hug :(
my body is in
fucked you don’t see a way out age the Twitter community to
Food glorious Food... I need
or it getting any better?
strive for a higher quality of
food!
OH MY GOSH I AM REALLY Wel this sucks my stomach gave Coughing like fuck.. Been lying
tweet, resulting in a more
EASILY IRRITABLE WHEN me problems all last night and I down since 1015.. Still wide Body’s burning up. Hate fevers! enjoyable and useful network.
First person to bring me a I AM SICK. PLEASE DO NOT still can’t feel better
awake.
Colds r the best -- drowsy meds.
pint of Guiness and a pack ATTEMPT TO PISS ME OFF
Fevers blow!
Tweets of the World Wide
of Salt and Vinegar McCoys OR I MAY OR WILL SNAP Thinking if I should skip MY My shoulders seriously aching
Web acts as a form of quality
will get a prize (worth more AT YOU.
LAST CLASS OF MY ENT- from carrying my bags. On- rough night so far for me
control for Twitter users, who
than the cost, obviously!)
IRE FOUR YEARS IN UNI wards @Elface’s house now!
can contribute a tweet that has
Holy crap! Major case of the to see the doctor... my chest
Sitting here trying to clean my particularly annoyed them to
Gm tweeters breakfast time
hiccups
hurts :(
Back ache arghh!!
room but I feel rly sick tho
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2 TWEETS OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB, May 2010.
That
Burger
Can’t...Breathe... IT’S SATURDAY I JUST REALISED!
King was FEELS forgotten already Body clock fcked up. Feel RAAAWWRRR good music DAMN YOU CREATIVE BL- Less than 4 hours till my week-
horrible atm :’( time for M&S is so good to work to!!
OCK DAMN YOU!
end starts
amazing i have no idea what time zone porridge. Good morning!
my body is in.
shopping online is so much
I am determined to beat the
more funn
feel like evening traffic today
WENT too big in Frankie and
Bennys!
Stressed
Confused
crap - dropped my iPhone and
jogging
I think that I am addicted to
it’s the grey screen of death. I
out already Back ache arghh!!
twitter. I can’t seem to be any-
Gourmet burgers and beer at
feel so naked without it!
where without checking twitter
the elms!! Bike riding saturday
I’m trying to study for my final
is awesome :-)
i think i’m so sleepy that i’m My bum is numb! Feels weird Work work work!!! So much exam tmrw but I get distracted So technically, if I don’t tweet
hallucinating. i looked, and there
to do for so little!! When am to easy lol I need to focus!!!
doesn’t mean I’ve stopped
Been out for pizza hut :) I’m was someone laying down typing Weird..i feel weird, especially I going to win that bloody
Twittering. Its just the next 5-6
stuffed!!
on my comp.
my stomach...
lottery??
Hi everyone :)
weeks, that is all :)
Still haven’t eaten dinner.
thai food ting
eating curry
for lunch! :D
I’m making burgers. Quick pol :
Grill or griddle? I’m thinking
griddle. Boo-ya!
VEGETARIAN
Just had the Double Down
sandwich from KFC. It was
we’ll be having poached eggs
AMAZING! ! I’m stil waiting
for lunch.. that’s allowed right?
for my heart to explode.
Mommy made gram dhal and
Mixing Banana Nut Cheerios
mince and rice...I didn’t eat my
with Chocolate Cheerios is
share.. So having it for lunch..
amazing!
Mmm yummy!! Hehe.. Hope
my bro reads this... :)
Fish and chips for dinner :-)
LUNCH>>
THINK I’M GONNA DIE of I’m gonna make apple streusel
hunger soon
bars tonight
Pork
ok.. gg to get lunch then start Must be time to start buying
on studying proper
Ice Cream
Pie time
Is it lunchtime yet?
give it 20 mins and I can finally
eat my dinner.
Damn you, ice cream. Come to
my mouth.
If i drink this tea so fast it
doesn’t touch the sides it wont Can’t wait to start eating veg
scold right?
for the next 3 weeks without
Heating up a lasagna and making
having people bother me about
a salad for dinner.
Brilliant workout yesterday de-
pret > eat my diet.
spite the period & lovely roast
lamb feast at dinner. Blue skies
ginsters piri piri chicken wrap...
homemade
promise another gd day today.
you are the one!
chicken curry
Love bank hols!
blerugh sour grape
tonight :)
NO homework and tacos for
dinner! what a great start to
Ok need food like now and
my week :)
why do I feel like puking? dinner: brown rice, broccoli
omg halp
and carrots!
chicken schnitzel, chips & gravy
for dinner.
Robocop With Too Many Do- Waiting for wagamama’s is a
• Vegetarian lunch>>
nuts, lol
loooonnnng ting!
lobster
http://twitpic.com/1gsjxx
caffeine 2 pounds for a full mcdonald
meal - yip yip
for dinner
Eating dinner with the parents :)
I’m going for the cheesy potato I’m struggling today.
boost! Sausage and mash. Want.
soup tonight.
I’m addicted to these Sour dinner time
Skit les I’m scarfing down.
Guess I’m eating sushi for din- YOU KNOW things are bad Someone Lend me £10,000 for Need to stop being such a mis- Someone stop me!
Eating Subway. My grandma
ner every night this vacation.
when even sober you still a year please, Much appreci- erable sod today!
also bought me a hughe tub of
can’t be arsed to take off your ated Thanks!
With all d food n cake dat I’ve chocolate ice cream. AAAAW-
Can’t wait for dinner 2nite, eye make up. Oh ok then, I
I am just so ANGRY TODAY! been eating since Thursday, I WWWWWWW YYYYEEE-
Marinated pork kebabs, red will. *sulks off to the mirror* BANKS SUCK! CLIENTS LIFE IS SHIT!
don’t think i’ll eat again! Haha EAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
cabbage w apple & pontiacs
SUCK! SUPPLIERS SUCK!
@CityofSydney #Darlinghurst taxi driver mugging me off is COUNCILS SUCK!
Need to write a to-do list, the to- Love eating bowl of fruit in eve- Im having KFC for lunch. I
about the perfect ending to this
dos need to be of ‘doable’ size. ning!!! soo healthy....so tasty!!! needed something quick before
nomnom pasta for dinner, gotta night. cunts. about the perfect I feel like absolute shit today. Just
my interviews start. But eating
love that italian food! [=
ending to this.
wanna sleep and never wake up! why am i feeling so angry?
God Bless Dunkin’ Donuts
it makes me feel unhealthy.
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TWEETS OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB, May 2010. 3
REALLY EARLY Tweets of
the World
Wide Web
NIGHT TONIGHT From Front Page
the publication. The campaign
aims to raise awareness of the
idea of Twitter quality control
to others.
Promoting
quality control
Need to rest
All Twitter users are encour-
aged to contriute to the project,
by retweeting content that
could be considered mundane,
annoying or of little relevance
@TOTWWW.
I THINK the reason why I Need to sleep so badly.
Ah! 3 am here now! Gotta go
sleep when everyone’s awake
guys! Goodnight people! Sweet
Users can participate in the
is cos I feel less lonely
Night all. Tomorrow is rest dreams, sleep well! Keep the
form of self reflection by
day!
faith :) Much love to all!
submitting a personal tweet,
Ack I have to sleep. Have to
that is fitting of the afore-
wake up at 8am tomorrow.
mentioned criteria.
Good night for now. Nap time!
Good night!!
I should be
Alternatively users can par-
sleeping now It’s 5:30 and I’m already con-
• Actually on the plane:
ticipate by simply retweeting
GOOODNIGHT!
templating about going to bed..
http://post.ly/cZCIto.com/18943554
irrelevant content from other
Sleeping for 15 hours sounds
Twitter users.
T
Right, It's 1:18AM, off to bed so amazing right now!
I just took the longest nap ever
since lunch. Oh well, I needed it! Off to bed. I’m block-paving
Publishing
my driveway tomorrow, hehe! Gdnight Amigos
I need to wake up 6am and take
Actually on trivial content
a shower and get ready and Think i’m gonna bid you Off to bed :) It’s gone midnight
leave at 7:30 to reach xcross at farewell Twitterland! Speak to
Tweets will then be collected
Tweet tomorrow. Night tweeps,
8 argh!!!!!
you all on Wednesday! and
and published in the form of
sweet dreams! <3 xx
hopefully i would of been paid
the plane a limited edition newspaper
that emphasises the trivial na-
going to bed
I have a HOT date.....with my
ture of so much of the content
sleeping
bed, duvet and pillow :)
on Twitter, when considered in
this context. A PDF edition of
have officially been awake for
and on that note, i’m off to bed. 2:00 AM in Phili. Early flight
Tweets of the World Wide Web
more than 24 hours, now soon
I’m at
Omg good night!!! Waking up hope you all had a nice week- in the am to St.Louis and
will also be available online.
to be 25.
at 6!!
end :)
can’t sleep. Hate when this
happens.
Shoreditch So contribute an annoying
time for bed, I think...been a Time to go home and go to bed. think i might go for a nice
High Street tweet to Tweets of the World
long day.
Gotta be back at 4am.
shower then head to bed, i know just on my way to Scarborough
Wide Web and let’s put an end
theres no school tomorrow, but for 3 days. Should be sunny :)
to annoying tweets once and
I’m so tired *sobs*
Sleeeeeeeepy goodnight world. hey! xo
On my way to the swapmeet for all.
Waiting for the plane with @ NEED new sandles!
swaneechan and sheenaquek
For more information on how
GOOD MORNING
Just arrived at my grandmas to contribute simply visit:
on the train to southend to house now I’m waiting for my www.twitter.com/totwww
link @murdockdj @subscape bus to come.
or www.totwww.co.uk
mad hype!!
I’m at Victoria Station platform
At school, 4 (London).
tweeting
YO 7AM, its been a while
Woke up now...what’s happened missed train On route to Southend! Rowdy in my sleep
gaaaad.
to me???
time!
Morning
Good morning. Working late
Woke up soo hot. Watched sarah Im finally on the fuckin bus. Waiting for the last train out of
tweeps
I’M pretty surprised at how
tonight. My body is aching so
Good mood. Not wanting school Im so fuckin heated. I swear to east Croydon after watching hard it is to tweet while bru-
bad :/
I hope it snows.
god I hate my mother.
the #snooker
shing your teeth.
Good Morning Tweeps! Last
Good morning twitter World :) day of early morning duty until my smelly dog [that i love] Ahhh fuckries at the coach Just arrived at work!! Haha Yes, I’m tweeting in the shower.
I’m so hungry, but i’m too lazy the boss returns tomorrow
woke me up D: at 6:52 am he’s station waaaaay to early... Feck sounds so funny to say that..
I have talent.
to get something for breakfast
so crazy :]
I miss my car :s
What should I eat??
Morning tweet friends!
I love u I can’t live without u
I’m at Calgary International
I’m at
woke up :)
Ur my life... Twitter..
Airport (YYC) (2000 Airport
Good morning Just woke up! I would like to
Rd. N.E., Calgary).
stop the time for a few days so
Starbucks
everybody!!!
toilet reading until I started
that i could catch up with it! It
ummm
About to walk to the bus stop
toilet tweeting..Lol
is going too fast!
to wait for @valeriexbaby.
Sitting on the toilet trying to
Just got out of bed #4day
5:51am is too early to be up! :(
figure out how to wipe my butt can you please tell me why i
weekend
Good morning afternoon eve- stupid cold!
to the gym....
with a broken right arm and I’m was dreaming about twitter all
ning! Had a late night but up
right handed!
night??
morning world, morning prob- early for a busy day x
Good morning. Early rise, this
night cough kept me awake till Just arrived at Heathrow. Slept
lems :D
I’m in the swimming pool, the
Good morning all
2pm.. Time for coffee.
well. Still a long drive home. Just arrived home from shop-
ping. I think I bought too much next big thing is i’m going to
Monday morning. . Need cof ee
things xD
swim. Haha am i crazy?
Woke up so early today, I think I’m at London Bridge Station
Hello World!!! I got 5 hours of sleep.
Platform 5.
With @phoenixfflames in the Sitting in the hospital bed just
Good morning folks how was
last three to four hours without
Just got up.
cinema! I’m going to watch got all my sight back so I’m
Early rise this morning. Oof.
mere lol
East London here I come... Remember Me :) YAY!
tweeting

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4 TWEETS OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB, May 2010.
RAIN RAIN SUNNY
GO AWAY BRITAIN
ALWAYS
AMAZING
WHAT A beautiful morning! OMO..so hot temperature out-
side!
BEAUTIFUL
Right now, it’s okay for the sun
to shine right onto my face.
the temperature of drive was MORNING!
43C. doesn’t take long to get
The weather has been great hot. if I kept it on long enough
this weekend and it’s supposed it might go back to 60C. think I It’s so hot DDD: I’ve been
to stay nice during the week voided warranty
sweating all night :\
alright
I’m awake and slow roasting in Wow the sun is bright! Looking
Its sunny
my room!
to get my new desk some time
today or this week. Been looking
in Archway. Why is it like 80 degrees? Why at so many monitors too, gonna
am I up at 4 am?
settle with...
• Rain rain go away:
http://pos.ly/czcito.com/18943554
It’s sorching hot today! Argh
for the first time, the sun is
can’t wait to get into the
shining directly in my room..
29 degrees.
train...... I feel like I didn’t slee
well its hot but i love it..
sleep at all. :(
cookin
the setting sun is blinding the
DAMN why it had to rain now Man its rainin sooooo hard out Jhb is freezing cold and raining,
why it couldn’t rain when I here today..I’m soaked!
winter go away!!
once the heat dies down, then
fuck out of everybody in Tate
was sleeepin earlier
i’ll return home.
dont study during a hot sunny II. oohhhhmyyyygodddddd
day. it is horrendous.. LOL
OK, rain, hail, sunshine, rain, Im getting so wet and cold Oh and it’s just started raining it’s quite sunny today :)
tried before
wind. I guess today won’t be an from this winter rain
really hard! :-(
weather
outdoor sort of day
beautiful morning in Oxford
weather looks nice 2 the eye Morning tworld! What is this
indoors but when ur out der
What a starts with a 6 mile run - feeling
looks
It’s raining and my windows
weather??!! First a quick bit
good today!
open therefore it is raining on freezing as f**k+ its raining 2 of sun, then went dark as night
stupid english weather
great
me in my own domain. XD
and serious squall of cold rain.
hot day Ugh. It is way too hot to sleep.
I feel like I’m drowning in
Almost 5 and the rain has started.
humidity. D:
its hot, they aint nothing to do
Nothing like a downpour to put
in this house. gotta get out of
me to sleep... windows down,
Really hot day today. Woke up here this weekend and its hot...
music on.
I fucking
Such a hot day!! I’m melting..
Its hot as fuck outside! Can’t a few hours ago and indoor i could really use some of the
wait to hit that water!
thermometer read 90 degrees. rum now...
me hate hate the rain
thunder
IT’S GETTING DARK OUTSIDE
Slept 3 hrs due to noisy storm I HATE the rain but it only I hate the rain, i hate mondays EITHER its just getting dark Sky is getting dark. There’s a It’s not that dark yet outside.
last nite. More thunder now sux cause I’m single. When its just another reason to stay outside, or its going to rain. i storm coming. :)
Wonder why. It’s almost 7.
so I guess running 12 miles ur not single the rain is never home but i cant :(
wish it was the second choice,
in Busse Woods is a bad idea. that bad.
but probably the first.
Treadmill here I come.
dear rain, i freakin hate you :C I hate the rain!! Can it ever
the sky is Ok just woken up It’s still dark
outside meaning it’s not morn-
Thanks God the thunder and
be nice out for more than just Sky is dark & heavy. Almost
ing. Mind working overtime
storm stop,,, I can continue
a day?
Got ready in legit five minutes
feels like a thick wool blanket
practically
watching tv again :) Be safe and I hate the rain! Today’s not
on a hot summer night.
I like the weather! It’s dark
everyone and to those who gonna be a good day):
i hate the rain D’:
black
windy and rainy #justhadtosay
(cont) http://tl.gd/2nccvn
I wish it would just rain already!
Just on the way out, but stupid Wtf rain and heat. I hate that! The sky is dark and stormy. It It is very dark this morning.
What’s with the weatherrrrr?!
Omg thunder storms are so rain stoped me. -.-’ I hate it. I
just needs to rain!
-_- went from amazing, happy,
scary I screamed so much on just wanna live my summer. :) & ugh I absolutely despise the
The sky look dark, I think going sunny yesterday to dark, gloomy,
the walk to hannah’s
SUN ! (L)
rain its depressing
The dark sky outside looks scary to rain later
pile of crap today
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TWEETS OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB, May 2010. 5
PUB
OR
THE WORST
HANGOVERGYM?
SHOULD I start drinking
vodka? Y/N this is not going
to end well.
sitting at home thinking if i
should start drinking beer yet?
EVER?
Its 11am but why not #fuckit
RT @ChicagoGee: Should I just
I NEED a drink, at work lol FML I need a drink now
just start drinking again???
I have a bunch of those free
I need a drink at 10:19 in the Anyone wanna get a drink later? drink passes… is it too early to
morning
I’m going to need one!
partake?
My face is hurting.. I need a I need a drink to start me up It’s sunny! Is it too early to sit
fuking drink, im gunna pass out. this morning!
in the garden and drink Beer
Geek Breakfast?
Twitter, help me out. I need a Came this close [ ] to killing
smooth...Sweet, red wine. Em- myself twice this morning .... I
phasis on the sweet :)
need a beer
is it too
ANOTHER DAY off, another Hangover day watching Gavin wokeup w / tiny hangover ??
crushing hangover. Everything and Stacey. Yes.
I didn’t even drink.! Ah is
early to
hurts now.
MONDAY.
pff worst hangover EVERRR hangover 1 I am like so fucking hungover
go drink?
I NEED
rite now “barf”
Think I might actually be dying.
Sarah 0
This hangover combined with
every things just a chore when
Question: Should I eat before
terrible hay fever is killing me.
your hungover... ive still more
I start drinking or just start
Happy hangover day, its gonna beerz in the fridge.. ill be
drinking?!
take me a week to recover from
A DRINK
opens her eyes slowly, groaning
savouring them
at the light, and reaches over to #bamboozle
Is it too early to start drinking?
the bedside table for another
it kills me getting up and still
I have to work tonight, so can’t
hangover cure hypo, only to
drink then... :(
Worked on a new song yester- drunk and hungover with an
find it -
day but i personally couldn’t hour journey wud kill me
I am going straight to the pub i need a glass of beer right now
concentrate well due to a very
after this. Need flavoured rum
Is it too early to have a Tom
Right need to go 2 sainsburys heavy hangover. Now today i Man, I haven’t been this hung- right now.
Collins? Not the Man, the Drink.
(@marthana79 hav now got am slightly ill...
over since yesterday
beer
dressed). But with a hangover
DAMN AM I TURNIN N2
I WANT BOOZE LOL
this could become messy!
So ill with hangover i am never Wow I have the worst hangover
AN ALCHY????
drinking again. Oh my head ...plus i’m sick..ugh. Last nite is it bad that its monday and i
o’clock
I’m nursing a three day hangover hurts LOL
was fucking funnn! I got hella want to get drunk so badly?
I am curious, if you work from
from my brothers 21st..... I think
faded.... wtf these wayyy marks
11pm to 7am, and wanted a
im dying!
on my neck
I need a glass of vodka, a piece
May or may not be nursing a
drink at 9:30am, would that
After all the homework I need of marlboro, a slice of cheese-
bit of a hangover. Iced latte is
constitute a drinking problem?
to do today, I am certainly going cake..its a trip to heaven
a high priority right now.
to need a drink tonight.
Instant
Still
I do enjoy my hangover cure.
I feel like getting really really holy shiat, the sun will be up in
hangover
hungover
do I have
Tea, toast and Top Gear. :)
drunk tonight!?
an hour, ha ha need more beer! a drinking
This coming weekend i wanna
holy hangover. ughhh. why did i boss’ retirement party on Fri this hangover shit is not a joke
agree to work todayyyyy.
- drank 2 much! Saturday = .....ugh head is still hurting..i
problem?
hangover, but made it out 4 think i need a doctor...help
gimme get so wasted ill forget every-
thing.
Shaaaane Ahh the rare two day lunch w/ a friend. Sunday was
hangover... :( Can’t wait to fail spring cleaning.
Thank god I dont have class til
a beer Oh god I need a big ol’ drink IS DRINKING WINE WITH
my exams starting Wednesday
12 today. Gives me time to get
BREAKFAST OK? DOES
:O Read my blog now! www.
over this hangover! Lol
Holy shit we are out of fucking THAT MEAN I HAVE A
ahodgepodgeofcrazy.blogspot. Badd HangOver
is ready for an ice cold bottle beer time for some liquor I PROBLEM?
com
of cider! :o)
love my boys #IronLivers
after feeling horrible I slowly Feeling like crap and probably
because I showered in it. PS.
“I drank a lot, but I don’t really
hang over almost gone more felt better & went 2 sleep - this having to go 3 towns over to I’m about to get boozy on the Where the booze at? Time for feel anything. Am I becoming
coffee, more porn, more twitter morning I feel a bit hungover, get bottled water is not the best job lol
a beer
an alcoholic?”
will help.
not as bad as last night - whew cure for a hangover
Its 9am and I already need a I seriously need a drink or a I’ve been at rileys everyday for
Feelin a lil better 4rm the hang-
OH HAI Hangover! Yes I know drink bad :(
couple LOL
the past 4 days in a row. Am I
over now
hangover I drank to much. Will you please
an alcoholic? Hahaha
remove the gnomes w/ sledge Want to be in the sun, drinking
This hangover is whack.
from hell hammers from inside my head? wine, wearing a large sun hat, wine is
I am officially accepting the fact
K thanks...
singing show tunes with @
that I’m an alcoholic!
Feeling happy but hungover
teearego :)
my new
this morning ... think it’s all the woke up to awesome news, Do I have a hangover? Sure
My mom asked me today if I
stress from yesterday.
can’t wait for it :) deciding i’ll find out in the next 2 hrs. Thank god its almost Friday.....
am an alcoholic lol!!!
if i am still able to attend Now I drinks milo
I think I need a drink. Ok wait best friend
GM! I’m up & hungover... I friends bday night in hangover
let me say that again, I KNOW
Am I an alcoholic if I go to
hate this feeling!
mode....
I gotta ill hangover
I need a drink!!!
Twitter get me a drink please bars and drink alone ?????
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6 TWEETS OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB, May 2010.
I hate
wearing
clothes 3 LUCKY TIES TO
I LOVE fashion but I hate
wearing clothes!!
I hate putting make-up on after
not wearing it for a couple of
days =K
CHOOOSE FROM
This is why I hate wearing
sneakerssss ughhhhhh
RT @CourtneeCapers i hate
wearing clothes :/ << me too!
Such a restriction
I hate wearing socks. I feel like a
cat with plastic bags tied around
my feet.
Hate wearing clothes I rather be
as naked as possible *shrugs*
omg, i hate wearing clothes
-_______- it’s so dayum an-
noying and binding
I hate wearing pants sometimes
i hate wearing makeup..shit is
so unnecessary to me #justbe-
inghonest
I hate
wearing
bras
• Job interview tomorrow.
Navy suit, 3 lucky ties to choose
from. Which should I wear? http://
twitpic.com/1kg089
I hate wearing strapless bras
while laying down SOO UN-
COMFORTABLE
Mareenahh i hate bras, torture
contraptions. wish they were
never invented.
Hmmm what should I wear today?
Damn I hate wearin Bras :/
Bout 2 strt wearin sports bras
N wife beaters smh
SHOULD I wear shorts ?
Should I wear Orange or Black I need a theme for the party !!! Once again... all these clothes I am going suit shopping tomor-
tomorrow.???
What should we wear !!!
and I don’t know what to wear? row during my lunch break.
Ugh! I hate stapless bras!!
present for wedding on saturday
What color tie should I wear
- purchased. whew. now... what Should I wear my hair like this present for wedding on saturday Sn I got too many clothes idk at graduation? Black & Gold?
I’m wearing socks that say should i wear?
or flake & get a perm?
- purchased. whew. now... what what to wear
Temple Colors?!!! What should
“Don’t hate me because I’m
should i wear?
we wear !!!
cute”. HAHAHAHA!!
Cant decide if I should wear my Should i wear shorts tomor-
idk what to wear! i hate my
@daysdif erence bracelet or @ row? Eww i fucken hate him should i wear a skirt tomorrow? clothes.
Fresh out of the shower! What
I hate wearing any type of christoferdrew bracelet..I look
should I wear today? :]
bot oms. . Uuuggghh especial y stupid with two -_-
what shirt should i wear tomor-
ugh, all my awesome clothes are
in my own house! #lazyass
row? iron maiden or bullet for how should way too awesome and i cannot
should I
I hate wearing panties. Lol.
should i
my valentine? (;
i wear my decide what to wear tomorrow. blow dryer
#JustBeingHonest
wear pants I have a shoot thursday how
hair?
WOW. . I have clothes yet I
should i wear my hair
have no idea what to wear!!! X
my hair?
I hate wearing skirts, just for
the simple fact that everyone
2m?
Debating whether I should So should I wear a rain coat i don’t know what to wear today
loves to touch my ass or com-
shave my legs and wear a to the Met now? #endofthe-
worldthunderstorms
cause i have so much clean interview tomorrow... what to
ment on it -____- stfu! I get it, hmmm should i straighten my dress tonight or answer more
clothes! :O
wear? maybe I should plan what
my ass is big
hair tomorrow or wear it like i emails...
Any suggestions on what i
I’m going to say.
did today?
should wear??
http://twitpic.com/27q61d
I like put ing the end my glasses
so forget it, I’m not trippin over
- My dinner outfit for the next What should I wear tonight???
in my mouth and pretending I Any suggestions on what i picture day. But what should I Should I wear shorts tomorrow? 3 nights :) which one should I I wanna look summer cute :)
am busy thinking. Although I should wear?? Strapless with wear to the new york trip ??? It was fricking hot today.
wear tomorrow night?
hate wearing them XD
the skinnies or shorts with the
Black shirt or tye-dyed shirt?
v-neck? Eeeeeek!
What shall I wear this week What should I wear tonight to getting ready to go clubbing
I hate wearing a shirt then two
that is fashionable to TW gig the Christmas in July party? Too with my friends umm what Soooo exited for the dance on
seconds after you put it on it How should i wear my hair for on Monday and make me look hot for sweaters... Maybe I can should i wear? lol got my heels friday night! What should I
get dirty.
graduation????
slim :L SUGGESTIONS!
find something red or green... ready for the dance floor
wear??? :)
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TWEETS OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB, May 2010. 7
I’M WEARING MY I’m not
wearing
GLASSES TODAY :( panties
CAN I TELL you a secret......
I have no underwear on. ;O
... IM NOT wearing any pants
O_o
YOOO IM NOT WEARIN
NO BOXERS TOMMOROW
IM FREE BALLIN ! < im not
wearing any now... #POW!
I went joggin today with no
boxers on under my basketball
short. . extra bouncage
Loves not wearing knickers.
Like that @twilightxgalaxy?
#justsayin
I’m not really wearing womens
underwear. It’s more like very
unmasculine bikini briefs.
not wearing
any socks
either :O
I went joggin today with no
boxers on under my basketball
short. . extra bouncage
Loves not wearing knickers.
Like that @twilightxgalaxy?
#justsayin
LizzieLollypop Do you like
my sexy hair? I’m seriously not
wearing any underwear.
Umm...problemo - I forgot to do
laundry last night & realized I
• I’m wearing my glasses today
have no clean pants.
:( http://twitpic.com/1kp5av
I feel like Im not wearing any
Guess what I’m wearing? underwear *checks* phew! Its
okay everyone, Iv got em on!
not wearing
make up
MY EYEBALLS r sweaty! i am a confused nudist (aka ... im start wearing dickies shorts I’m wearing my bestfriends im wearing a tye-dyed shirttt ! :)
today
0.0 tmr im wearing shorts!!! im wearing clothes)
in the drive thru this summer pants. And getting together
its way too hot in FL to be sheets and stuff for my bed- Casual friday at work today. I’m
Im wearing make-up in my
wearing pants!
room. :)
still wearing business attire, but :O i just looked in the mirror,
picture. o.o
im wearing
al tasks & communications will wearing no make up! Not pret y
Im wearing my easter dress :) PS. Wearing my Red Dress today be decidedly informal. TGIF
pants again
i loveee this blue nail polish im
sexii:)
from the Trunk Show!!!
not wearing ANY make up
wearing
AHHH im wearing gloves and today. i’ve ditched the founda-
Im wearing a purple tshirt, Its hot outside and im wearing
i still wanna wash my hands!!! tion; powder & blusher.. now
skinny jeans and white shoes :) a sweater
im wearing hahahah
im ditching the rest: mascara
and im wearing my cute blue
(Y). :D
bow. and idk what shoes.
my retainers
I just noticed that I’m noncha- guess im wearing jeans tomor-
has a blister so im wearing
lantly sitting here wearing 3D row. my lifes a joke
these shoes
new picture up, tell me what you
I think Im going to start wearing glasses with the lenses popped
Everybody Is in heels and
think i’m not wearing make-up.
makeup again. Maybe.
out. Hello Buddy Holly :)
im wearing a tank top & shorts dresses and I’m wearing shorts im deff wearing shorts tomor-
Im wearing my purple eyeliner
fyi....perves.
and baggy tee plus sneakers. row im sweating, GROSS.
I swear I wish I can just not give
2morrow woot
wearing my
Kill me now.
a fuck about stuff like wearing
Lovely, I’m at the mall and I make-up, or shaving my legs,
I totally know what im weaing
husband’s
Im wearing my dress. I love it Thinking about wearing my “im realize the pants I’m wearing or looking “nice”, but I can’t! :/
and cant help but wear it. Im
tomorrow
boxers :)
excited to wear it on saturday tweeting this” t-shirt Thursday! have a hole...in the rear end...
Hahaha.
greattt lol
umm.. not wearing any make
lol i’m wearing leggings a p7
:) I’ll better get ready ‘cause
up to work today...
Jack wills hoodie and trainers. I am so excited. im wearing my friend comes over in an i should’ve worn flipflops! the its 1142pm.... im wearing sun
Got ready in 9 minutes. I’m my new red clear lense raybans hour and I’m still wearing my pair of shoes im wearing now glasses :) i feel cool. im the im not wearing ANY make up
going to puke.
tomorrow.
pyjama + hair is messed up :D farts, i swear!!! Ü
bomb like tiktok
in my default.

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8 TWEETS OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB, May 2010.
I HATE
CURRENTLY PLAYING POOL CRICKET
I’M PLAYING pool at shoot- Just finished playing pool at I was also had Dean kick my I will be finishing my last game Actual y were in the pub playing
ers o what fun
my dad’s pub~.
ass in a game of pool he’s a of pool & going to bed. So, nite Pool :D
WELL @bethanyhirst is do-
shark that one cost me a round nite ya’ll!
ing cricket (yes she is that
Playing pool after work is very Currently playing pool on a lolol
Playing pool with some people! annoyingly ‘‘british’’) I hate
tiring.
pub in Hobart
cricket, no offence. I don’t
Sam talked me into playing
Losing every life is average
get it.
Game of pool with barker in pool. Wish me luck... This’ll
be interesting.
game of pool
used to be
playing pool!!!!! :P then hitting
the fox
harrods up central :)
Omg.. I hate cricket. Loool my
that I play
dad & uncles go mad over it.. :|
gd at pool
I swear a used to be gd at pool. playing a game of pool with
To celebrate starting and finish-
I just lost 3 games in a row. emin, artur, and anthony.
ing my essay today I’m having The only thing I hate more than
Raise the stakes. Start playing
I done fuckd up my right index a pint of hobgoblin and a game cricket are the people who love
I just won a game of pool. I for more money. Motivation i just lost in a game of pool... finger playing pool.. Haha aww of pool. I know it’s not much, cricket. ~ RGV :D
suck at pool bahahah.
to win!
sucks...bout to eat dinner now :) dl bitcheesss
but 2000 words!
WATCHINGmore i watch cricket...more i
hate it..
cricket is a
dumb game
i hate. I HATE CRICKET espe-
cially when it takes you away
FOO TBALLfrom me for the whole day
Netball is the most pointless
sport. Apart from golf and rugby.
And bowling and archery and
cricket and fencing. And cricket.
I hate cricket
I hate to be the one to break
it to you Mike but cricket is
boring Zzzzzzz
At the tennis club
i hate cricket just bcoz people
Today was very good but got
r mad for dis... but after IPL
to do my homework now my
I’ve been so
scenario changed.. simple, if u
dad is watching the football lol
engrossed in
like something u ll praise, u ll
follow...
Watching the football on ESPN. watching football
Might watch the Women’s FA
Cup at 2:30 on sky depends
that i didn’t
cricket
how good this match is.
know my time
In Shoe Zone with the mrs,
of the month
is gay
watching the football later...
just came
Got to be added HA!
A friend won some tickets to
see the Cricket last year. I told
Just woke up and watching the great night of tv planned. match him “Cricket is boring”. He
football league show
of the day 2, followed by foot-
ball league show and the joy of agreed. “Hours upon hours of
watching wednesday again (: boredom”
in bed
Chillen watching the flag foot- urg cricket is sooo boring lol
watching ball league
oh dull! Dullest thing in world,
the football On the Stella watching TV! on par with darts and cricket.
Watched LOADS of football
• At the tennis club watching the
today, good stuff
Watching the A&M football
football: http://twitpic.com/1kccgm
watching
preview getting my hopes up
already
In the pub
cricket yawn
watching the
Watching football drinking beer
football waiting So there is a cricket match hap-
WATCHING EPL , forgotten 45 minutes to go boys! you can Currently at work watching the
pening between two of the most
Watching some football catch
how much I enjoy football. do it! this 10 hour footie fest football, probably the only love
on me egg rolls! boring teams in the world. The
up program yayyy...
World cup around the corner! has proven very tiring!
of my job..
current No.1 and the future No.1
I can’t wait until the football
It may be a late night tonight. is everyone watching the foot- Having some beers, watching Watching the footie now, Hope season starts. I get tired of the only thing more depressing
But it’d be an earlier one if I ball match 2night?
footie & playing pool at a reet Liverpool win ;) & Doing my watching golf.
than the cricket is this dull
started my presentation instead
potential rough house near coursework =) x
cricket final
of watching the football....nah! Given the weather, staying in the London bridge. Foul on black
What’s up today my Twit er
warm watching the footie and wins round1. Game on
had a nice 4 hours nap after the friends? Just watching the foot- get a life and put Badminton
Watching footie, with ma inno- relaxing, if weather is better to-
exam and now watching footie! ball now, was glad that Chelsea horse trials on. I hate cricket
cent smoothie.
morrow off again to the seaside Watching the football :)
NICE!!!!
won earlier
and snooker!!!
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