Yvette's scenes

INT. YVETTE'S "HOUSE"
The stronghold of "The Resistance" you might say. There's a
small stepmania setup and an assortment of other games on
various TV's. YVETTE leans on a tree next to JOE playing
Stepmania.
YVETTE
It sure was a good day when we
could do this shit without getting
shot at.
JOE
That was another time. Another
place.
JOE sighs.
JOE (CONT'D)
Look at us now. In the fucking
woods. 2012 can't come any faster.
YVETTE
Where's Derek? He's late. We were
JOE
Dunno, colored people time I guess.
YVETTE
Racist.
JOE
What?
YVETTE
You heard me.
JOE
Why is it always about race with
you?
YVETTE
Just the other day, you said, "Hey,
let's order some fried chicken.
Yvette! You must know a place.
That's bullshit.
JOE
I just trust your taste in fried
chicken. I'm sorry.
(MORE)

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2.
JOE (CONT'D)
I'm not about to ask Derek about
his taste in Chicken, he's white.
We bake our chicken.
JOE (CONT'D)
So don't hate.
YVETTE
Then you asked me about Kool Aid. I
just like grape! It isn't a racial
thing. Everyone likes Grape Kool
Aid. Whites, Mexicans, Asian, even
Jews!
YVETTE (CONT'D)
How would you like it if I asked
you how to where to get a tan?
JOE
Don't go there.
YVETTE
We're black. We're proud. We fry
chicken, play basketball, and fuck
overweight white women with low
self esteem. For we are a proud
race.
JOE
Speaking of being ashamed... where
IS Derek?
YVETTE
He said he would be a little late
today. He had to make a stop.
JOE
For what? His gay ass doesn't do
anything.
YVETTE
He's gay?
JOE
An assumption.
YVETTE
I see.
JOE
He's never late. Though... hmmm.
JOE takes out his phone and tries to make a call. No answer
on the other side.

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3.
YVETTE
Nothing?
JOE
I'm gonna go look for him.
YVETTE
Don't get so jumpy. I'm sure he's
fine.
JOE
When was the last time Derek was
fine? Remember the farm incident?
YVETTE
You absolutely got a point. Go.
JOE
You'll be alright.
YVETTE
I'm not a damsel in distress. Go
on.
7
INT. JOE'S CAR
7
JOE is driving along. Still on his phone trying to call
DEREK.
JOE
Fuck. Answer your phone faggot.
Jesus...
He tries again.
JOE (CONT'D)
Okay, this is fucked up now.
He thinks.
JOE (CONT'D)
Wonder if...
He starts surfing his phone and ends up on Foursquare.
JOE (CONT'D)
Yes, thank you GPS.

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4.
9
INT. CAR - MOMENTS LATER
9
JOE is driving in a fairly hasty fashion as DEREK bleeds the
fuck over the seats.
JOE
Okay, so why the fuck did you get
shot now?
DEREK
Your brother... and Trashcan. Took
me out there and shot me. Because
of a pad miss. A fucking pad miss.
JOE
I got the idea you were shot
already. But why would he shoot you
over a pad miss. That sounds
extreme. Even for that
motherfucker.
Beat.
JOE (CONT'D)
And since when does John work for
Ryzen?
DEREK
Since he started paying him. Pretty
well too I might add.
JOE
Damn. How much?
DEREK
Do I look like I know that fucking
information? I swear that's always
the problem with you.
10
INT. CAR - MOMENTS LATER
10
JOE
You didn't try to join Team Z did
you?
DEREK
Uhh...
JOE
You know that shit's illegal after
the K-Dawg incident.

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5.
DEREK
I know, but it's money. I like
money.
JOE
But to get mixed up with someone
like Ryzen... not worth it.
DEREK
He seems like an okay guy. Except
for the douchey hair and the smug
sense of self satisfaction I can
just smell coming off of him
JOE
You're bleeding all over my car. I
don't think he's an okay guy.
DEREK
I saw something though.
JOE
What?
DEREK
It wasn't DDR I played...
JOE
Stepmania?
DEREK
No, it was different.
JOE
It must have been Open ITG... My
brother John talks about that shit
nonstop. I wanna break his fucking
head open.
JOE tightens his grip on the steering wheel is frustration.
JOE (CONT'D)
John won't shut the fuck up about
that shit. Every day.
DEREK
It gave me a pad miss...
DEREK (CONT'D)
It's fucking evil.
DEREK (CONT'D)
Just evil.

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6.
JOE
We need to get you fixed up. Stay
awake. We'll be at Yvette's in a
minute.
11
EXT. YVETTE'S "HOUSE" - DAY
11
JOE assists DEREK through the woods.
JOE
I think she can help you. She is a
nurse after all.
YVETTE is far from pleased to see Derek bleeding all over the
near woods
YVETTE
Oh, fuck no. Not again.
JOE
Come on Yvette.
YVETTE
No. Just no.
YVETTE (CONT'D)
Damn. What did you do now you homo?
DEREK
I'm not a homo! Jesus.
YVETTE
I can't be healing your homo
friends every week Joe. Not in this
economy.
JOE
You're the only one that can help.
It was DDR.
YVETTE pauses and sighs.
YVETTE
DDR is a bad road Derek. Just look
at me. Living in the woods.
12
INT. YVETTE'S "HOUSE" - DAY
12
DEREK is laying down YVETTE is bandaging his gunshot wound.
JOE is leaning against the wall watching impatiently.

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7.
LEROY is walking about.
YVETTE
You shouldn't be fucking with Ryzen
horse hair.
JOE
That's what I told him.
YVETTE
Shit. Hold still faggot.
YVETTE (CONT'D)
Dance Dance Revolution is dangerous
you know. Lot of crazy characters
out there.
JOE
Wasn't always that way...
DEREK
What exactly happened?
YVETTE
It's complicated sweetie. It
happened well before your time.
DEREK
This shit can't stand.
DEREK tries to sit up. But is stopped by YVETTE.
YVETTE
Rest.
DEREK
Fuck that shit. I'm fucking his
shit up!
YVETTE
Look. Even if you were 100 percent,
I can't just let you go there
again. I'm a nurse. I don't kill...
on purpose.
DEREK
Those bastards have an evil game!
It's evil.
YVETTE
Evil? Explain.

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8.
DEREK
I believe it's called "In the
Groove".
YVETTE
In the Groove...>
JOE
Retarded name, I know.
DEREK
No clue. It had a strange scoring
system. Totally unlike DDR.
YVETTE
You serious?
DEREK
I think he's going to try and pawn
this game off to the world as
superior to DDR. I don't know how
but I'm sure that's what up.
YVETTE
But how can we stop them? Team Z
clearly...
JOE
(Interrupting)
You'll have to kill them. All of
them.
Awkward silence.
YVETTE
Metaphorically?
YVETTE (CONT'D)
How? They clearly have better
weaponry.
JOE
You have to remember that dancing
games are serious business. If you
insult their pride they'll be
butthurt and challenge you.
Remember the Liquid Boom disaster.
You die in DDR... you die for real.
Team Z doesn't play around.
JOE sighs.

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9.
JOE (CONT'D)
But if it's really something you'd
like to do...
DEREK
It is.
JOE
Then I have someone you should
meet. His name's Wolfen. He might
be able to help you.
DEREK
Where do we find him?
13
EXT. PARK - DAY
13
A peaceful suburban park. It's early in the day so it's still
empty.
DEREK and JOE park the car in on the curb and cautiously get
out.
DEREK
You're fucking kidding me right?
JOE
Not at all. Wolfen likes to live
off the land.
DEREK
Honestly?
JOE
He's a poor black man living
outside. All right? Excuse me for
trying to brighten things up a bit.
14
EXT. PARK - DAY
14
DEREK and JOE, having failed, climb into their vehicle.
DEREK
What are we gonna do?
JOE
His skills as a DDR player and more
importantly a furry are going to be
necessary.

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10.
DEREK
Who the fuck needs a furry for
anything?
JOE
You never know man... you never
know. Furries can be interesting.
23
EXT. YVETTE'S "HOUSE" - DAY
23
YVETTE is planting some flowers are JOE and DEREK drive up.
They get out and approach YVETTE. LEROY carries a huge bag of
dirt.
YVETTE
You guys get Wolfen?
JOE
No. He's still stewing over some
bullshit.
YVETTE
Fucking furry... It's not his fault
his wife has that temper.
DEREK walks up to YVETTE who's pining over her flowers.
DEREK
What's this? This is oddly girly
for you. Flowers?
YVETTE
You'd love to be in my place
wouldn't you faggot?
DEREK
I'm not a faggot.
JOE
Well we can't just sit around. I'm
sure Ryzen already knows you're not
dead by now.
DEREK
Great... then what do we do now?
There anyone else we can call?
She thinks.
YVETTE
What about Chris?

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